Title : Mr Boombastic
Original: Shaggy: Mr Boombastic

Sung by: Jack

My mouth is rasping,
What Carter wants is some boombastic romantic fantastic lover
danny (no!)
Colonel . Lover lover, Colonel lover, girl, Colonel. Lover lover

She call me colonel O�Neill she say me fantastic, she rarely call me jack
she say I'm just her. Sir..sir�.
She call me Colonel O�Neill she say me fantastic, I wish she� call me jack,
she say
Sir..sir......

she�s Smooth just like a� silk,
Soft and coddle hug me up like a quit,
I'm a miracle lover no take me for no filth,
With her sweet little tank top, I know she�s well built,
Oh me oh my well well can't you tell,
I'm just like a primate punching out Daniel,
Gal you captivate your body put me under a spell,
With your light blondy hair I love it�s sweet smell,
You are the only airforce girl that can ring my bell,
Before the zanex detection we would�nt even tell,

I'm colonel O�Neill she say me fantastic she rarely call me Jack she says I'm only
Sir..sir�
I'm colonel O�Neill she say me fantastic I wish she�d call me Jack, she says
colonel
colonel
colonel (x2)

Gee wheeze Carter please,
Let me take you to a planet with a sweet cool breeze,
You don't feel like piloting, baby hand me the keys,
And I'll take you to a place to set your mind at ease,
Don�t you think I�ve forgotten Kynthia and the greeks,
Let�s not go to Argos I might catch some sleep,
Well Danny�s no fun and Teal�c�s like police,
Let�s come together and we�ll make babies.

(Repeat Chorus)

Give me your loving sam your hair smells well good,
I want your loving sam give in like I should,
Give me your loving sam your loving well good,
I want your loving sam you remember the Woo..
Would like to kiss and carress,
I loved that red sky joke about your nice breasts,
I'm Colonel O�neill my chest is the best,
The rest you could get, nothing more nothing less,
Give me your digits jot down a star address,
And I'll bet you confess when you put me to the test,
That I'm�.

(Repeat Chorus)

Gal your admiration just from the start,
When you said major matt mason, gal you know i feel the spark,
Kawalsky and ferreti proved you had some sweet talk,
I knew right then that ya� had a pure heart,
I'll get straight to the point like a staff or Zat,
Come lay down in my jacuzzi and get some bubble bath,
Only sound you will here is the beating of my heart,
And we will mmm mmm (kiss) and have some astrophysics talk,
I'm��.

(Repeat Chorus)