Hi! This is Ac, the songfics you see here are well urm�funny. But you won�t really benefit from them unless you hear the original versions by the artists that wrote the original songs�follow me? ..lovely! right, me myself am neither a shipper (maybe!) or a Jonas hater, in fact I like them both, regardless of what my songfics say about either of the two topics! What you should always remember is it�s all a bit of fun and a satirical look at how some people see the great Stargate sg1. There�s something for everyone in each song that devoted fans (like myself) to people who aren�t really bothered anymore, either way have a laugh on me :). Big thanks to Mal & Merl for giving my songfics a new home, and letting me invade this site! Also BIG thanks to Jahncie for designing the pictures! xxxxxxxxx

EXPLANATION OF THE RATING SYSTEM: LOW= U,PG. HIGH=15 or HIGHER

(MESSAGE FROM MAL: THANK YOU MERL FOR HELPING ME WITH THIS XX)

Title : Meridian Rhapsody (Daniel�s Fate) Original: Queen: Bohemian Rhapsody Sung by: Daniel Spoilers for : Season 2, episode 4, The Gamekeeper. Season 2, episode 17, Holiday. Season 3, episode 20, Maternal Instinct. Season 5, episode 9, Between two Fires. Season 5, episode 21, Meridian. Season 5, episode 22, Revelations. Rating : Low Rating�bit depressing though.

Title : Bunker Mountain Site Original: Coolio: Gangsta�s Paradise Sung by: Daniel Spoilers for : Season 1, episode 1, Children of the Gods. Season 3, episode 20, Maternal Instinct. Season 4, episode 17, Absolute Power. Season 5, episode 21, Meridian. Rating : Low Rating�some language, not much.

Title : My Aim Is Original: Eminem: My Aim Is Sung by: Jack & Daniel SPOILERS: Spoilers for : Season 1, episode 5, The Broca Divide. Season 2, episode 2, In the line of Duty. Season 2, episode 4, The Gamekeeper. Season 4, episode 17, Absolute Power. Season 5, episode 21, Meridian. Rating : Contains swearing, violence and sexual references, high rating!!

Title : Without Me Original: Eminem: Self Titled Sung by: Daniel Spoilers for: Season 5, episode 16, Summit. Season 5, episode 21, Meridian. Rating: Medium Rating�some swearing.

Title : Mr Boombastic Original: Shaggy: Mr Boombastic Sung by: Jack Spoilers for : Season 2, episode 2, In the line of Duty. Season 5, episode 16, Summit. Season 5, episode 21, Meridian. Rating : Low Rating�some minor thoughts.

Title : Missing (Sam�s Feeling Blue Mix) Original: ETBTG: Missing Sung by: Sam Rating : Low Rating�bit depressing though.

Title : Anubis Is Back In Town Original: Vengaboys: boom, boom,boom,boom Sung by: Anubis, Sg1 & Osiris Spoilers for : Season 5, episode 16, Summit. Rating : Low-Medium Rating�some violent thoughts.

Title : We Like To Travel Original: Vengaboys: We Like To Party Sung by: SG1 Spoilers for : Season 5, episode 16, Summit. Rating : Low-Medium Rating�some violent thoughts.

Title : Dwarf StarGate (Sam Loves Gating) Original: Red Dwarf Theme Sung by: Sam Spoilers for Season 4, episode 22 Exodus,S5, ep 5, Red Sky. Rating:Low Rating�.

Title : Survive Original: Gloria Gaynor: I Will Survive Sung by: Sam Spoilers for: Season 1, episode 5, The Broca Divide. Rating: Low Rating�.

Title : Caring Sweet Spirit In Me Original: The Verve: Bitter Sweet Symphony Sung by: Daniel Spoilers for Season 5, episode 21, Meridian. Rating: Low Rating�

Title : Over My Shoulder Original: Mike & The Mechanics : Self Titled Sung by: Daniel Spoilers for: Season 5, episode 21, Meridian. Rating: Low Rating�

Title : Try Me Out Original: Corona: Self Titled Sung by: Sam & Jack Spoilers for: None. Rating: Low Rating�

Title : Cassandra Original: ABBA: Self Titled Sung by: Sam Spoilers for: Season 1, episode 14, Singularity. Season 2, episode 21, 1969. Rating: Low Rating�

Title : Indeed I Got High Original: Afroman: Cos I Got High Sung by: Teal�c Spoilers for: Season 1, episode 18, Tin man. Season 5, episode 14, 48 Hours RATING:Low Rating�

Title : A Whole Goa�uld World Original: Aladdin Stdk: A Whole New World Sung by: Sam & Jack Spoilers for: Season 2, episode 2, In the line of Duty. Season 3, episode 6, Point of View.Season 4, episode 3, Upgrades. Rating: Low Rating�

NEW SONG ADDED 18 July 2002 TITLE: She Was A Host To Tok'ra ORIGINAL:Ricky Martin "livin la vida loca" DEDICATION: Its for sarah as I promised her. SPOILERS for Season 1 ep 1 COTG's,S3 ep 13 THE DEVIL YOU KNOW S5 ep3 ASCENSION RATING: LOW NOTHING TO WARN ABOUT �