Title : My Aim Is
Original: Eminem: My Name Is
Sung by: Jack & Daniel
Jack:
Hi! My aim is.. (what?) My aim is.. (who?) My aim is..
{scratches} to get
Sam lady
Ahem.. excuse me! Can I have the attention of the
team for one second?
Hi kids! Do you like violence? (Yeah yeah yeah!)
Wanna see me put p90
bullets through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh!)
Wanna see teal'c move his
symbiot like I never did? (Yeah yeah!) Try get sam
knocked up with my kids
(Huh?)
My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin to get my head straight
but I can't figure out
if it's tokra spice I want to impregnate (Ummmm..)
And Dr. frai' said,
"Sam your symbiotes dead!" Uh-uhhh! "
good job cos she looks pasted !"
ell since I met danny, I've felt like I'm someone else
Cos I hung my
original self from my sons bedroom with a belt,
Got pissed off and nuked Ra's ship up,
And smacked a jaffa so hard
I knocked his head upwards on the ring part,
I smoke a goa'uld's ass and fall back faster than a roadrunner
who ran too fast,
C'mere Tea'lc !! (sam, wait a minute, they have asses?!)
I don't read myth books,
I just like to piss the goa'uld off..
Chorus
My airforce teacher wanted me to kick ass and fly,
Thanks a lot,
Next semester I'll be shooting mp5, smacking enemy's in the
face,
laced an area with mines,
as long as I ain't readin' some dumb papers.
(oh for cryin out loud!!)
Walked in o'Malley's, had my gold card held high
Flashed it to the
bartender, then stuck my mouth into a soda cup,
Extraterrestrial, goa'uld
building advanced spaceship while danny's
screamin at me: "LET'S JUST BE
FRIENDS!"
Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to
I just found out Hammond does
more undercovers than I do (Damn!)
I told him I'd grow up to be a famous capper,
shooting goa'uld's and chasing carter
(oh court martial you!)
You know jaffa blew up
with the arm band it rushed our arms and clings on
your hands like some virus giving bands, (Aaahhhhhh!)
This guy at o'malley's asked for a scuffle
(danny said .geek??)
So before I hit him I said:'this is a clich�!'
Chorus
Daniel:
Stop the test! The harseisis kid needs to give
thoughts away! (Get him!)
Dr. frai' said, don't just stand there, OPERATE!
I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die
(Forget that!) I'll have to be
carried by Oma and ascended alive (Huh yup!)
Am I comin or goin?
I can barely decide I just saved Jonas from Naquadria
dare me to die?
(Go ahead) All my life I totally thrived,
I had loads a women over the years,
even though my palms were too hairy
in Broca divide (Whoops!)
Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk (hachhh-too)
I spat when I talk, I'd go for dark side walks
(hear here) When I was little I used to get so hungry I
would throw fits,
I FELT REALLY SAD WHEN MY FOLKS
GOT CRUSHED TO BITS
(WAHHH!)
Id lay awake and strap myself to the bed Put
an Egyptian anime vest on and
read the book of the dead,
I'm steamin' mad (Arrrggghhh!) about this
mythological fad? (Yeah?) it's
not my fault, I blame shefu for that dream I had..
Chorus
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