Princess Picollo and Trunks and Ray
Red=Shampoo
Blue=Barb

Part Four: Mama Was Born In a Hole in the Ground

          While O'Rourke was screwing Queen Shampoo, he felt something was terribly wrong! This wasn't the real Shampoo! Who was this imposter? Oh my! Queen Shampoo became fatter and fatter until...*flop*. Out rolled Denise (let's not even get started on her...)! O'Rourke sat there in shocked silence. Barb, realizing that Ryan didn't screw Shampoo at all, almost fainted. O'Rourke screamed in rage and killed Denise and Barb.
          Finding the real Queen Shampoo in a dungeon screwing Vegeta, O'Rouke died of envy. So now, once again, Queen Shampoo and King Vegeta were free to rule both Earth and Namek.
          "I wonder what Barb is doing up there in the other dimension," wondered Queen Shampoo. Meanwhile, we find Barb doing King Kai! Now if that isn't the most frightening sight I've ever seen, then I don't know what is!
          But then we see it's really Kenny (no, not Kenny Sledge...what are you thinking?). Except she wasn't doing it 'cause he's only eight and only SHAMPOO stoops low enough to screw eight-year-olds. Ain't she desperate?
          Meanwhile, Shampoo was screwing that bald guy in front of us (we were at the movies at this point). He proposed to her and she said yes of course.
          Meanwhile, a zebra raped a horse.
          Elsewhere, Barb and Kenny plotted their revenge against the evil Queen Shampoo...and Mallory took drugs because she is so lame and Shampoo killed her (Mallory was leaning over my shoulder and I was taking advantage of the fact she can't read).
          Anyways, back to the point...
          While Barb and Kenny were busy plotting their sinister plan to destroy Queen Shampoo, many of Shampoo's hunky followers had other plans.

*BOOM! CRASH! CRACK!*


          Suddenly...in ran the butler (in Tomb Raider, the movie we were watching)! Fully equipped and in an entire body suit, he yelled, "All right Barb and Kenny, the gig is up! Make a move and I'll shoot!" Both Barb and Kenny blinked and were shot.
          Shampoo ran in to see what had happened to find the butler *CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED*! Oh no!
          Okay, Barb's dead and he's like, *CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED*?! Can you say necropheliac? JUST LIKE SHAMPOO! Anyway, suddenly, Shampoo realized she was in labor. She went into a hole in the ground and gave birth there! But who's baby is it?
          JERRY! JERRY! Next on Jerry Springer: Paternal Blood Tests: Who's the Father of my Baby Which Was Born in a Hole in the Ground, Gave Blow Jobs to Whoever Came Around..."
          The tests came back showing the father was Mallory...
          Who was found dead in the booth of Mancino's. Nine months later, Shampoo's twins were born revealing Vegeta and Ryoga Jr. There was only one problem thought: one was a pig! Oh shit! She named it Fluffy and Mr. Garrison. They grew up and dedicated their lives to destroying all who envied her beautiful and sparkling personality. Barb was fist on their list.
          Barb knew Shampoo's one weakness: female prostitutes! So she sent a prostitute to Shampoo's house. The prostitute's name was Mrs. Cartman (hell, why not? Can YOU think of a better idea?) So when Shampoo was having sex with Cartman's mom, Barb snuck in and destroyed her palace, killing Shampoo's man whores: Mario, Luigi, and Sonic.
          Then she and Kenny went to go get married.
          When Shampoo was done with Cartman's mom, she moved on to CARTMAN. So Barb was getting married and Shampoo was molesting yet another eight year old!

To be continued...

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