Princess Picollo and Trunks and Ray

          So Barb is in a wedding gown up at Kami's lookout being unwillfully wed to Shenlon. She is trying to get away, but the eternal dragon keeps farting on her and knocking her unconcious. Shampoo shows up just to laugh at Barb. Right as the vows are being said, Barb whipped out her own set of machine-gun jubblies and killed everyone except Shampoo, who was busy doing Kami at the time. She jumped off Kami's lookout and thought she would die, but she landed on Ray which broke her fall but killed him instantly.
          Barb and Shampoo were going to hold a funeral for the sap, but there was no such thing as burying monkeys in coffins. So they just rolled him over and put some leaves on top and became famous for making the legendary Mt. Fugi. Barb vowed that one day she would return to her beloved husband and be buried inside Mt. Fugi. But in the meantime, Barb and Shampoo took over the world with their machine gun jubblies. And later, Barb had Bill Clinton show her a little move he used on Monica Lewinsky.
          Bill Clinton decided that since she was just so darn cute, he'd show her the secret government facility. It was the cryogenic freezing chamber. He pushed her in, set it for seventy years, and ran away going, "Wahahahaha!" When she awoke, she found out that for the past thirty years she had been worshipped as a goddess! She went to find Shampoo. She found her as an old lady in an alley with members of the Mafia beating her with baseball bats!
          Luckily, Shampoo found a time machine that took her back twenty-five years. Barb was still frozen and being worshipped by monkeys. So Shampoo cleverly sent Barb into space to a planet called Namek, where only dickless inhabitants were there with no way of returning. Shampoo was alone to rule the world and had ever hunk ever born worshipping her 24/7. And with her new technology, she was able to keep herself and Geta young and beautiful forever.
          Well, Barb figured that a bunch of assexual morons was better than nothing. She taught them to fight and they invaded earth. Barb reclaimed her rightful throne, and she and Ryoga banished Shampoo to the Chamber of Farts. Now, if you can't guess what goes on in the chamber of farts, then you should be shot real quick. With a gun. She had many lovers waiting on her hand and foot and could make pointless laws like every two hours a guy must hit another guy in the dick with an iron rod. It was fun!
          Shampoo being smarter than Barb, invited her to join her in the Chamber of Farts. Stupidly walking in, Barb had the door locked and shut on her, never again to be opened. Ryoga and Geta were very happy because Shampoo was sooo much better than Barb. The world returned to normal worshipping Queen Shampoo.
          One day, the guard at the Chamber of Farts realized something wasn't right in that no one was farting. THe whole place blew up and out flew O' Rourke (this guy that Shampoo used to get teased about "liking") carrying Barb.
          "Uh O'Rourke, what the hell are you doing?"
          "Saving you."
          "Uh...why?"
          "You're the only one who knows the whereabouts to my beloved Queen Shampoo!"
          "Oh I see."
          "Mark my words, I will screw her!"
          "I'm sure you will."
          "Will you take me to her?"
          "Depends."
          "On what?"
          "How much you gonna pay me?"
          O'Rourke offered her six trillion dollars under the promise that she could get Queen Shampoo in bed with him. She said she'd give it a shot. They started out for the imperial palace, except now they were both outlaws so they had to go undercover. After facing many perils, they finally arrived. O'Rourke screamed, "Shampoo!" and went after her like a dog in heat.
          Barb walked over to Ryoga and narrowed her eyes at him. He gulped.
          "Been cheating on me again, eh hussie?"
          Ryoga then said, "CNA 5MUY."
          Barb blinked and said, "Beg pardon?"
          Ryoga exploded and it was revealed that he was a fembot the whole time. The real Ryoga was...
          "Help, Barb! I'm over here!"
          She saw Ryoga with Dr. Evil chasing him trying to get his mojo. Can't have that, now can we? Barb went to go beat the crap outta Dr. Evil. Meanwhile, Shampoo could be heard in a back room...
          "Oh O'Rourke! Oh yes!"
          My my my, that's wrong. What will happen next? Will Barb save Ryoga? Did Shampoo and O'Rourke use protection? And why is Vegeta just standing like a friggin moron while all this happens?