Princess Picollo and Trunks and Ray

� � � � � Although she secretly killed Yajarobe late at night and ran off to Vegas, where she saw two showgirls that looked strangely familar. That's because they were Ray and FiFi (Shampoo's stepdad and another gay kid at school), both of Shampoo's current lovers. So while Barb was mooching off rich old guys and buying (fake) fur coats, Shampoo was doing her Stepdad.
� � � � � But really, Shampoo WASN'T doing Ray, he was just making a bunch of grunting noises because he was taking a shit. Meanwhile in the next room we find exactly HOW Barb managed to mooch off old guys for more money.
� � � � � By holding them at gunpoint, yah baby! She was now saying, "Gimme 12,000 dollars, you fogey!" So he did. She left the country and went to China where she married Ryoga at Jusenkyo. Shampoo tried to follow, but she fell the the Spring-of-Drowned-Dismembered-Testicles. Uh-oh!
� � � � � Finding the owner of Jusenkyo Springs, Shampoo told him if he changed her back she would make it worth his while. Well, he changed her back, so Shampoo gave him Barb's cell phone number and he was quite thankful.
� � � � � He called Barb and asked what she was wearing. She said, "Not a thing," and he siad, "Damn, that takes all the fun out of it!" and hung up. Barb shrugged and got back to her happy honeymoon. Meanwhile, Shampoo was in a sleazy hotel room watching porn and picking her butt. Henry (REALLY gross kid at our school) walked in buttnaked and started going at it!
� � � � � Henry realized he wasn't in Barb's room, so he left and found it. Unfortunately for Barb, Henry's weiner wasn't as fat as she had hoped. But he was all she could afford, so they had a litter of Henry's.
� � � � � Suddenly, Henry peeled off the mask and it was Goten and Trunks! So THAT'S why he was so fat! He was two people! Meanwhile, Shampoo was walking down the street. She was so happy because she had just gotten married to her new husband, Richard Simmons!
� � � � � Lucky for her, Richard's gay partner got pissed and killed him. But Trunks was still a little too fat. He unzipped himself revealing Ann and Chi Chi. So meanwhile, Shampoo was on a honeymoon with her husband Vegeta, while Barb was having a foursome with Chi Chi, Ann, and Goten.
� � � � � Suddenly, Barb pooped out a pogo stick and hopped away into the sunset. She and Ryoga went on to make zillions of dollars and make love every night. Meanwhile, Shampoo became a hooter's girl. She often worked for her pimp, a busdriver named Duane (the name of the busdriver that was driving us to Canada at the time we wrote this).
� � � � � To bad for Barb when she realized her pogo stick was really Ryoga's dick. Ryoga must have gotten lost, for he wound up in Shampoo's bedroom and killed the faggot Duane for trying to unbuckly his pants. All Barb had left was his dick which Shampoo made an even bigger one for Ryoga so he could at least match up to Vegeta. Every night they would make passionate love to Shampoo. And all Barb could do was let Mrs. Douglas (our old busdriver) borrow it when they screwed.
� � � � � One day Barb went totally crazy and held up the Trojan Condom Store. She blew up the entire store then blew up Shampoo and beat up Ryoga for cheating on her. He cried and begged her to take him back because Shampoo wasn't that great anyway. She said yes. Meanwhile, Dr. Gero brought Shampoo back to life in exchange for a sexual favor. He told her to go out and kill Barb.
� � � � � Which she did thankfully since he never screwed her. It was really just Barb so she could experience someone with a brain instead of that deadbeat Ryoga. When Barb and Ryoga tried to screw, Ryoga had a bomb implanted in his ass which exploded on contact. Barb was blown to pieces but summoned back by the eternal dragon who was granted his life long wish of having Barb as his bride. Meanwhile, Shampoo is getting machine gun jubblies because Vegeta seemed to prefer it.

To be continued...