Princess Picollo and Trunks and Ray

� � � � � Once upon a time, there was three princesses named Picollo and Trunks and Ray.There three princesses were all transexuals who loved to bake.
� � � � � One day, the three decided to take a break from screwing each other to actually have lives.They bought drugs and took them. Wee hiddy woo hiddy dee dee dee! Ray died of serious penis complications. Picollo decided to bake because he was soooo sad.Trunks had a gender operation that failed tremendously. And Lalama (a kid on our bus) kept on making gay prank phone calls to his operator lesbian Ivana Humpalot.
� � � � � One day, Lalama said, "Rape me!" So she did. She then shot him in the dick. Too bad for Lalama.
� � � � � So then Picollo tried to take over seeing as he couldn't be shot in the dick. Gee I wonder why! Trunks was the only one not getting some action, so Pan came over and shot him in the dick.
� � � � � All of the sudden, Barb snuck up from behind and shocked Vegeta in the prick with a cattle prod. It fell off! Ah! Then, out of nowhere, Shampoo said, "Hey! I love Mr. Popo!" Whoa!
� � � � � Then Barb slapped her and yelled, "Lay off bitch! He's mine, 'cause he's fine!" Hearing this, Tim Haslick (a REALLY gay kid at our church) said, "But Barb, didn't our child mean anything to you?"
� � � � � But it was just a dream! Barb really loved Ryoga, and she proved it! She sent out wedding invitations that afternoon! Oh-HO! Shampoo got one whilst she was doing Zarbon,which was just a dream! Because Barb loves KEVIN TARATUTA (*voooommmiiittttt*)! They looove each other so much that they baked ex-lax brownies and choked Ryoga with them.
� � � � � But Barb realized that Kevin had put her under a spell! Then she realized she had killed her fiance, and she killed Kevin. And went to go find Shampoo, who was screwing Tim Haslick.
� � � � � Then, Barb woke up from her insaney-waney dream. Sweating heavily, she rolled over to find herself laying next to Umu. Rolling over, Goku was on her other side looking impatient.She saw a bunch of bottles of beer and thought, "Hey! They got me drunk, so technically I didn't know, thus, it was not my fault!" Meanwhile, Shampoo was on a street corner selling her body. Happosai drove up and asked, "How much?"
� � � � � "How 'bout this?" asked Shampoo, turning around and shooting Happosai in the dick (with a microscope of course). But going back to Barb's bedroom, emptying the beer bottles only to find piss in ever one of them. So technically, Barb wasn't even drunk. That would explain why the cat was acting so weird. "Ah well," said Barb, "Let's do it again!"
� � � � � Suddenly, so peeled off her mask to reveal that it was really Shampoo! "Umu, Goku, you both are my true loves! Let's get it on!" So they did. When Shampoo woke up, she found she was pregnant with triplets! One was Umu's, one was Goku's and one was...Mr. Dobry's?! Oh my!
� � � � � But to Barb's surprise, Goku and Umu pulled off their masks, revealing Vegeta and Ryoga. As the doctor pulled off the ugly childrens' masks, two huge dicks flopped out, revealing they were Vegeta and Ryoga Jr. Barb stole the babies and headed West on I-96. She killed them both and then went to a bar. She met a hot young stranger who made passionate love to her. Meanwhile, Shampoo was giving Mr. Wampi (a teacher at our old school) a rim job.
� � � � � But before any "rim-jobbing" went on, Shampoo revealed her true purpose to be there. Pulling out a 358 Magnum, she shot a gigantic hole through Mr. Wampi and stole all of his answer books to sell to stupid children at Maltby Middle School (our old school). Making lots of money, she offered to give some to Barb so she could quit her prostituting job, but she refused, continuing to screw Yajarobe.

To be continued...