Chuck Norris Facts
The following are some of my favorite Chuck Norris facts. For more facts, go to www.chucknorrisfacts.com.
- Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
- Chuck Norris is allowed to talk about fight club.
- Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
- Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
- Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
- Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
- Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a royal flush.
- Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
- Chuck Norris once played Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
- Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in three moves.
- Chuck Norris is the only man to defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.