How to begin this story? Well, it took place downtown on Bishop?s street somewhere in between Rene-Levesque and Ste-Catherine. It was 7 at night and, after having a hard time looking for parking downtown on a night when the Canadiens were playing - and after telling off a blind jackass who tried to jump in front of my car, probably to hump it) - I stumbled upon this amazing Caribbean joint. No, I didn't find a blunt on the curb, it was restaurant Mango Bay.

So my posse and I walk into this joint and to my left is a stage, equipped with speakers, mics and a steel drum - live entertainment I figure...sweet!!!! I've never been serenaded while pigging out on curry before. I figure I've just received a touch of class.

So I look at the menu and am disappointed that chicken curry roti is at the end of the menu. Oh well, maybe it's because their roti is not as good as the Curry House. Not wanting to be disappointed I ordered a side/appetizer of Jerk Chicken wings. By the way, why do appetizers take so damn long to get to your table? The reason mofos order appetizers is because they want to eat something now?. So to the waitress I said "B*tch...go fetch my wings!"

The instant my voice boomed through that restaurant, the waitress retreated to the kitchen and came back holding a plate of chicken wings. So here I am thinking that I'm the king of the world...all my buddies impressed with how much respect I got from a lowly waitress. Then the joke was on me...well I guess she didn't appreciate that comment I made before, cause, man, those jerk wings were super hot...it was like cooking chicken wings in the cauldron of hell. And to make it worse, on top of the chicken wings from hell was poured sauce that made the degree of hotness of the wings = hell x2. Anyways, the wings were so hot that it caused tears to form in the corner of my eyes and beads of sweat to drip down from my forehead. All in all, I was jerked so hard I cried.

Check out Mango Bay on Bishop and if you're daring and have a stomach and mouth coated in wax (like Homer at the Chili-off) try the Jerk Chicken Wings.