We here at itoop have a simple philosophy. We're just a bunch of regular guys, like you, who want to dispense unbiased advice about movies, games and anything else under the sun. We (usually) like to keep our reviews short, because we understand that nobody has an attention span longer than that of Drosophila melanogaster. Our articles section is aimed to make you laugh, with sometimes witty observations, or out-right rants. Either way, a good time will be had by all.

Some of you may be wondering about our rating system. It's quite simple, actually. We base the "goodness" of movies and games on a scale of playing cards, 2 being the lowest rating and Ace being the best. See? I told you it was simple.

Now it's time to meet our staff:

	DroopyMcC
	He's the mastermind behind the upkeep of the site. Likes video games (who doesn't?), is a big movie buff, enjoys long walks on the beach, and likes "keeping it real". Want to contact him? Just send him an email.

	ASY
	AKA T-Bone, ASY also developed the core concept for the site. He is a devoted gamer, and one of a select few who can truly appreciate the meaning of itoop. Loves those little banana stickers.

	MastaCSG
	What to say about da Masta? Firstly, if you ask him how many ships were destroyed by the Borg at Wolf 359, he'll say, "I don't remember." Not, "I don't know," but "I don't remember." Sad, huh? Secondly, umm...he's the most dumb, dank, dope, stupid, fly, old school, real homie this side of South Central. Put up yo' "W"'s, G! Actually, he's none of these things! Ha! Take that!

	Hitch_n_Ditch
	Good ol' Hitch_n_Ditch. His screen handle is pretty self-explanatory. He marries for money then divorces and gets much money in the settlement. Nah, I'm kidding. What he actually does is knock off the ol' ball and chain, buries her in a ditch then claims the insurance cash. And, yes, that's actually a picture of him to the left!

	JBo
	Much like Madonna had Madonny, J-Lo has JBo! Just kidding, JBo is actually the 15th Wayans brother! Serious! What, you don't believe me? Can you prove he's not? Yeah, I thought so. By the way, for what it's worth, he also likes cats.

One summer's day, ASY and DroopyMcC were waiting in line for tickets to the intimate the Tragically Hip concert. We were talking and talking to pass the time, when we started riffing about a past teacher of ours, conveniently named itoop. And, long story short, thus was born itoop, a burgeoning, young site dedicated to supplying the best reviews around. The complete story will be written at a later date, but that's the gist of it. Some of you may remember the now-defunct itoop.com. Yes, we had good memories there, but the Wheel weaves and ages come and go. itoop is now around to entertain y'all!