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Since September, I've started working in the West Island (Pointe-Claire to be exact) and I've driven to work every morning. Ah, good ol' reliable Toyota, you�d be impressed at the gas consumption (80 km back and forth per day x 5 days a week = 400 km a week) and the tank still has some gas for the weekend.
But being recently on the road everyday I started to notice a few things. The first is that, even at 6:45 in the morning, the cops are sitting in their squad cars, packing heat while feasting on a coffee and donut that they probably held up a Dunkin Donuts for, and all this while setting up a speed trap. Highly impressive.
Second, there's this stupid sign as you approach the Champlain Bridge that haunts all drivers... "PUBLIC TRANSIT IS YOUR CHOICE"... I know public transit is my choice, but to drive my car on a highway, waste gas, and blare my obnoxious rap music is also my choice... b-yatch! So to that I say SUCK IT! And I attempt at giving a DX but then the other drivers look at me funny.Third, I've lost respect for any fool driving a bigger car than mine. They think they rule the road. Truck drivers especially. The other day I almost got rammed into a cement median by an 18-wheeler... That's something ALMOST as wide as Chris's MOMMA!
Fourth, and this is the clincher for me � JACKASS DRIVERS WHO CANNOT DRIVE. If you can't drive... Get the F off the road. Here's a few examples of JACKASS DRIVERS.
a) Old folk driving on a highway at 65 km/h when the speed limit is 100 km/h.
b) When you're driving at 110 km/h and these young guys in modified race cars that think they�re the sh*t either crash their cars into something immobile (when you're stopped in traffic), or they tail gate you. Then when they decide to cut you off at speeds of > 130 km/h, they enter your lane and slow down to like 90 km/h.
c) Jackasses in vans and SUVs who drive with their high beams on. what the hell? Are you trying to blind a sucka, fool?
d) This is my all time pet peeve... Jackasses who change lanes without a signal. Talk about signing a death wish. You know, if you want to kill yourself, fine by me....but don't drag my sorry ass into your death wish. Cuz I don't remember leaving my house or work and thinking� what would go good with my meal today, Hmmmm I'll have a side order of a crash and possible death. Yeah that sounds real good to me.
Well I should get back to work now... they are paying me the big bucks for a reason.
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