Well since I've gotten a lot of flak for an article that I copied from the bathroom wall, I'd like to make it known that while this is all pure Bremnerlicious material, the idea for a Top 10 list was stolen from David Letterman, who most surely stole it from someone else. Anyways, here it is....

Top 10 reasons why Chem labs are better than sex:

10. Chemistry labs last up to 4 hours.
9. The explosions are bigger.
8. The less time you take, the better you are.
7. It's alright to have a micro-pipette.
6. TA's are there to help you with your technique.
5. It's normal to have up to 3 partners at once.
4. You have access to chemistry labs all week.
3. If you screw up, you can just restart.
2. You're encouraged to keep a detailed log of everything you did.

and the no. 1 reason why chem labs are better than sex...

1. I'm lying, I'd much rather have sex.