It�s the weekend; you have friends over, beer, pizza and yes, quality entertainment. Although you have friends over, sometimes you just prefer to watch it alone, but it is still just as good and sometimes even more enjoyable. Gangbanging hits, flying balls, the suspense weather or not they will keep driving it or stroke a long one down the field for a completion. Guys and girls can both enjoy seeing how what you would think to be an otherwise compromising position be performed to look easy. Seeing them sweat, in both anguish and ultimately thrill of victory, for your entertainment makes you want to get up and throw on any gear you may have and do what you have just seen. What a great national pastime.

Yes football season is great; unfortunately this article is mislabeled and this article is really about porn films. What!?!? Did you honestly thinking I was talking about football, what the f___ ever, porn is where it�s at. You see some jackass in a long time ago in a galaxy not so far away gave me a conscience. That bastard! Well if you have ever been cheated on, you know how much it sucks. So therefore, you would vow never to do the harm that was done to you to another, because of that same bastard who gave you a conscience. I hate that @55h0le, nuts to a conscience. After a great deal of polling people, and personal research, I confirmed one�s beloved (right) hand is not cheating, sweet deal. An exception is if you have a pet name for your hand, talk to your hand and buy gifts for your hands such as lotions and whatnot, but enough about Suzy, I mean�� Well anyways, back to porns, in two words good stuff. There is however some things you should know about porns.

Believe it or not, anal is not always as welcome and desired as it is in porns. No really, it true! Also I have yet to walk in on a roommate/family member who asked me to join in. In general, not to many reoccurring things that happen in porns actually happen in everyday life. Expecting your girlfriend to wear high heels in bed, bring a girlfriend home, calling her a slut, bitch, or dirty whore during the act, or to be greeted by her naked in the middle of the day at the park, are all ludicrous dreams and are mere misconceptions. Despite what my friend Gary thinks, most girls also really do not secretly enjoy catcalls. With titles like, �Hillbilly Honey�s�, �They Came from the Planet Butt�, and �Screamin� for Semen�, you can�t resist.

The only real down sides to porns are that watching them, buying or renting them, and writing articles about them make you a sleaze bag, but if you have continued to read to this point you are one anyways, SO HA! You mine as well go to your local porn video dealer now. Enjoy the movie and Rose Palms, Rita Right-Hander or if you prefer The Chu-Chu Rocket Game.