To most people, the word 'junk' is simply a synonym for 'trash', 'garbage' and 'refuse'. But to us here at itoop.org, it's much more. To us, it refers to a man's...package. You know, his junk! Exactly. Which makes the following classified ad more alarming than it should be:

Junk removal!? "Ouch!" was my first reaction. Is this a castration business of some sort? Is Mr. Valois supplying the demand for eunuchs in the Montreal region? Or maybe, just maybe, he's actually removing garbage from commercial, industrial and residential areas. But where's the humour in that?