Gather around children,
Or adults, I should say.
For I shall tell a story
About a legend named Jay.

Hallway wrestling;
What was next?
Perhaps, to the teacher,
A Burger King DX?

Dropping his pants
Would tick off CSG.
But his incessant jangling
Was a sight to see.

In McDonald's drive-thru lot,
Orange cones, he'd lay.
Something we recall,
To this very day.

But, alas, the Air Force
Is where he left for in '99,
With the rest of us saying,
"It's about time!"