The following is a true story. It is also very gross.

I was in the public bathroom at school the other day, approaching the sink to wash my hands, when suddenly, the door burst open. Some guy stormed through so quickly that I did not even see who it was. He obviously had to go badly.

Everything happened so quickly that it was over before I knew what had begun. He leaped into a stall, locking the door behind him. The sound of his belt going and his zipper tearing open indicated that he got his pants down but, alas, it was too late.

An explosion-like sound was audible, followed by a splat, like that of a melon hitting the floor after being dropped from the roof. Lastly, a sad, moaning, remorseful "Awwww......man...." emanated from the stall. The floor below and around his stall was a mess.

See, I warned you it was gross...