By: ASY

This is a first in a series of n articles, n being a number from 1 to 2... possibly 3. Like any good engineering student, Fromasta likes beer. Lots of beer. The evidence of a night of drinking can often be hilarious. Exhibit A: a drunken MSN conversation, completely unedited. This is my current housemate Fromasta (although now his cover is blown), last year in residence.

Mind you, most will find this disturbing, but I must say I had quite a good laugh. Interestingly, he doesn't ever remember having this conversation...

Note: I was nowhere near the scene of the crime.

Never give out your password or credit card number in an instant message conversation.

Jon says: 0Hellal?

Katie says: hi

Jon says: sshietttttttttt you're aaatwaeke too>

Katie says: unfortunately

Jon says: damnnnnnnnnnn, aanlll dedm peeps aIO atqalk eto alreeee awaqke!

Katie says: i was at a cast meeting earlier tonight

Jon says: ] Ahhhhhhhhhh Asssttteet metetimnngz

Jon says: ok, i traaam FUCKINg ddrunk!

Katie says: did ya have fun? i guess that's obvious though

Jon says: I amena dmn ERWAAAAALLLy sdrunck

Katie says: your sooo lying. i bet you didn't even go out

Jon says: aashidgnad

Jon says: f

Jon says: ][}{

Jon says: hey

Katie says: yeah

Jon says: yeah

Jon says: how r u?

Jon says: i am not jon but jon loves u

Katie says: who's this

Katie says: is it Tony?

Katie says: hello?

Jon says: no

Jon says: i am ryan

Katie says: how do you know jon?

Jon says: also known as taylor

Jon says: ..............

Katie says: i don't believe you, i think it's jon

Jon says: wrong again bitch baby

Katie says: how did you get into his room?

Jon says: i am sleeping here

Katie says: is jon there? or passed out

Jon says: hi thixws's jon now

Katie says: yeah right

Katie says: hello?

Katie says: message me back if ya want...i'll be typing...have fun

Katie says: bye

Jon says: allo?

Jon says: I just got in bigggggggggggg trouble

Katie says: what?

Katie says: for what

Jon says: Because my friends are really drunk

Katie says: get kicked out of the bar early? was andrew licking his knee again?

Katie says: or because they're in rez being loud

Jon says: OHhhhhhhhhhhhhh yea, they're mad because mmy friends are studpid

Katie says: that really narrows it down. are you guys in for the night, or is there more drinking to go

Jon says: ok whjat?

Jon says: no we're done now I thinkQ@

Jon says: wow, I am realllllllllllllly drunka

Katie says: that's gooda. i'ma notta

Jon says: whCAT>

Katie says: i'm just editing-what a boring night

Jon says: i HAVE no boring night

Katie says: what about yesterday and all the chem?

Jon says: what? vat?

Jon says: das alotta beer

Katie says: you're CRRRRAAZY. spend lots?

Jon says: ya, no my b'day m, so mno spend moneyyyyyyyy

Katie says: that's awesome. did they announce your b-day @ the bar?

Katie says: it's not that hard of a question drunkie

Jon says: sorry come again>?

Katie says: never mind.

Katie says: say hi to Ryan/Taylor

Jon says: man, I'm rwwriekkreeecked

Katie says: i can see that....even through the typing

Jon says: dI thimktiee hatn t,eeannds wwwrekkdcked

Katie says: what? it's okay to be wrecked...you're a new 19 yr old

Jon says: ya, bt I'm in my room all by myself with da garkgibbbage can.....

Katie says: uh oh. can't tony take care of you?

Katie says: so Ryan went home

Jon says: hwe's gone..........

Jon says: everyone's gone now

Jon says: but I'm chatting to two peopoles at once

Katie says: that's sad. wish i could help you out. don't puke in your sleep. who else are you talking to?

Jon says: I girl i know r=froma bc.

Katie says: how do you know her

Jon says: high schoooo

Katie says: that's coo. is she sober - i guess it's just after 10 there

Katie says: i can't imagine having a 2 way drunken conversation

Katie says: too hard too understand

Jon says: lyea

Jon says: way to hardd, now eirn wants t=met to bgivre nmber

Katie says: say what?:

Katie says: is erin the one form bc?

Jon says: year=

Jon says: i'VE NO'ene her since grade 1

Katie says: is she coming home for the weekend....probably not eh? I can't wait to see my old friends! I'm going to be home by 5pm tomorrow!

Katie says: have a good night jon. hope ya feel ok in the morning!