CHECK IT, YO.

i have a web page. here it is.

"IS THAT ALL YOU'RE GOING TO SAY?" you inquire rudely.

"you didnt give me a chance to say any more", i reply.

"YEAH! CAUSE YOU'RE STUPID!" you retort.

"i know you are, but what am i", i say in a scholarly fashion.

"STUPID! YOU'RE A BIG STUPID!!" you cry.

"HEY! SHUT UP!! JUST SHUT UP!!!!!" is my rejoinder.

"NO! YOU!!!" you say.

"WHY DONT YOU EVER SHUT UP??!? DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW?!? JUST SHUT UP!!!" i respond.

"YOU'RE NOT MY DAD!!!!!" you exclaim.

"i own you", i say haughtily.

"NO YOU DON'T, YOU BIG TELEPHONE HEAD!!" you say angrily.

i then show you this helpful diagram:

"YOU CANT DRAW!!!" you say through tears, whilst running away.

i win. welcome to the antechamber. except youre not going to the antechamber this time, you silly sow.