somewhere around here there's another link. but since everything's underlined, you dont know where it is. i mean, you're just sitting there scratching your head comically going "WHOOAH! WHAT DO I DO?" and stuff. you big goof. you could at least handle your confusion and desperation to go further with dignity, rather than like a commoner. "WHOOAH!" is'nt something you should just say all the time. you should save it for rare occasions, for when you like, get your ear ripped off or something. but noooooo, here you are wasting it on this silly web enigma. you're cheapening WHOOAH! with all your frivolous WHOOAH!ing. now that ive confronted you about this, you're probably gonna be all "HEY! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO HID THE LINK SOMEWHERE!!! WHY DONT YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALONE??" but you see, you shouldve thought of that before you said WHOOAH! over and over. i hope youve learned your lesson. and that you dont just pout and give up like a big dork.

is this the link?

or is this?

is it even down here at all?

what about up there?

over there?

is it some obscure punctuation mark, or a big and impressive word?

or is THIS it?

right HERE.

?