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Welcome to LauraSpot, Im Laura, your host, as allways, and Grote Beer is our editor. Todays subject is violence on television. The pro-violence croud members are: Irina, Wollie and Babine. The anti-violence members are: Babette, Bob and Björn.
Ok, anti-violence members give one agument about why violence on tv should be forbidden.
Babette: Its not ok if my children watch violence, theyll get bad ideas and copy it and behave like criminals! Wollie: You cant control what you children see, you got like dozens of kids. Babette: Thats not true! What can you say, youre marrige got prosphoned for like ages!!!
Enough! i wanna hear more anti-violence statements!
Bob: I think its not nice if youre zapping and you get the constant flow of violent programs, it makes me sick! Babine: But you play in violence movies yourself!!! Bob: They were ment for the theaters!
Ok, Björn, your turn!
Björn: I think violence is bad, because its boring and its all red! Irina: You stupid piece of swedish moss!!! Violence has never been red when I saw it!!!
Ok, pro-people, give me your statements!
Irina: Violence is good, because Lions like me cant hunt when they live in cities, violence on tv make it a lot more easyer! Bob: All you can think of is hunting!!! Come, and bite me!!! Irina: The pleasure will be all mine!!! Thake this!!! Groaaaall!!(Ed: Irina jumps Bob to the troath)
Stop it both of you!!! Sit on your chairs!!!! Now, Wollie, give your statements.
Wollie: I love violence because it makes me feel good! Babette: You stupid sheep, comon Irina, you wanna hunt, hunt that no-no!!! Irina: No! You stupid Bah-Bet! I dont wanna end on the execution table!!! Babette: That would rid us of the both of you!! Babine: Now whos violent???? Wollie: More violence on television!!!!! (Ed: Wollie is slamming her body on Babette) Björn: OK, You want violence, you get it!!! (Ed: he pokes Wollie with his horns) Babine: Whaaaaaah-Taggaaaaahhhh!!!! (Ed: she karate kicks the poor Björn)
Unfortunately, because of the ruling standards on violence on internet we have to stop the transmission here, the guests were caught up in a big fights and nearly set the studio on fire, herefore your respect. |
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