MATCH 1

Motley Crue�s �Knock em Dead, Kid� begins to play as footage is shown on the Madvision of John Cain in shootfighting tournaments. His logo appears over the fight scenes, and he makes his way onto the ramp, as the crowd begins to cheer. The tough man stands on the stage, loosens up with some punches, and then lets out a long roar and heads down the ramp.

Loujack: �Making his way to the ring from Battle Mountain, NV, and weighing in at 220 pounds�John Cain!�

�Mr. Tinkertrain� by Ozzy Osbourne begins to play as video footage of Candyman and Cotton Candy covers the Madvision. In the video, they are modeling various different expensive outfits, and swimming suits. After a few moments of this, Candyman and Cotton Candy appear on the stage and begin to walk towards the ring. Most of the crowd jeers at the arrogant superstar, but many women can be heard cheering him as well.

Loujack: �Weighing in at 226 pounds and hailing from Hershey, PA; he is the self-proclaimed �Sweetest thing in the World Today�, being accompanied to the ring by Cotton Candy, this is�Candyman!�

John: �You�d think that the shower fiasco at Bernie�s would have humbled this jackass, but he�s as arrogant as ever, look at him pose and swagger around the ring. He better spend a little more time concentrating on John Cain, that guy will knock his head off.�

Bruce: �He sure will, he is one tough customer. Hey, what is Bloodhunt doing down here?�

Bloodhunt has mad his way down to ringside, and is sitting in a folding chair, eyeing up Cotton Candy. He flicks his tongue at her occasionally, and laughs at her disgusted response. Candyman walks over to the ropes, looks down at him, and begins to taunt the vampire. John Cain stands in the middle of the ring, awaiting his opponent, when Candyman doesn�t come to him he goes to Candyman. Candyman is yelling at Bloodhunt when John Cain spins him around and shoves him. He shoves the ex-shootfighter right back, the two begin exchange words, and then John Cain rocks Candyman�s head with a hard right hand. He begins to crack his fists against Candyman�s face, knocks him to the mat, and attempts a double knee drop.

John Cain crashes knees first into the canvas, as Candyman rolls out of the way, and jumps up to his feet. He parades around the ring, shaking his head, as he taps his finger against it. Mr. Cain runs through him with a hard clothesline, picks him up, and drives him to the mat with a snap power bomb. Candyman gets to his feet, whips Cain to the ropes, and hits a forearm smash. The two exchange moves for a couple of minutes, and Candyman gets a near fall, after a quick suplex. Outside the ring, Bloodhunt is now following Cotton Candy, making her continuously move from one place to another.

John: �Maybe Bloodhunt saw those pics of Candy on the internet as well.�

In the ring, Candyman begins to concentrate more on Bloodhunt, and less on John Cain, which causes him a lot of pain. Cain begins to unload tons of heavy punches and kicks to Candyman�s head. He takes him down with a Sambo suplex, then climbs on top of him and begins Ultimate Punching. Candyman barely escapes, before Cain takes him down again, and starts to wail away on his head again. Each time Candyman gets to his feet, Cain takes him down, and begins Ultimate Punching.

Bruce: �My lord, he�s gonna break Candyman�s face. It�s like he�s trying to make a point here tonight. Hey, can you actually break a person�s face?�

Candyman launches a brief offense of quick moves like suplexes, a DDT, and several dropkicks, although none of this seems to slow down Cain. Candyman whips Cain to the ropes, and attempts a huracanranna, but it gets reversed into a snap powerbomb. When Candyman gets to his feet, he hears Cotton Candy scream, and turns to see what is going on. Bloodhunt is standing right next to her, whispering in her ear, as she shivers in fear. Candyman tries to get to her, but John Cain spins him around, gives him a Muay Thai roundhouse kick to the head followed by the Big Beat Down. Cain covers Candyman and gets the three count.

Loujack: �Winner by pinfall�John Cain!�

As Cain exits the ring, Bloodhunt follows Cotton Candy in, steel chair in hand. Cotton Candy helps Candyman to his feet, and tries to make sure he is all right. Bloodhunt brings the chair down on Candyman�s head, knocking him to the mat. He raises the chair for another shot, but Candy drops down over Candyman, and shields him with her own body.

John: �What the hell is going on?�

Bloodhunt looks down at Cotton Candy, then smiles evilly, and brings the chair down on her back. He then grabs her by the hair, as the crowd boos loudly, and drags her off of Candyman tossing her into the corner where she cowers in terror. Bloodhunt then wallops Candyman across the back with the chair, twice, and then tosses it down to the mat, and signals that he wants a ring mic.

Bruce: �What a sicko!!! Hitting a girl with a chair, what kind of a man would do such a thing?�

Bloodhunt: �Well, well, well, Candyman, how sweet do you feel now? I have watched you from the dark corners of the MOW for months now. You think you�re better than everyone else, and you like to flaunt that opinion, don�t you. You like to make other people feel inferior, like the guys I went to school with, the football players, and the rich guys with the nice cars.

Cotton Candy rushes out of the corner, and jumps on Bloodhunt�s back, pulling his hair. Bloodhunt flips her over his shoulder, down to the mat, and kicks her in the back. He then chases her back to the corner, and continues to stalk around the ring.

Bloodhunt: �From now on you wont be feeling superior to a cockroach, because from now on you will be feeling�MY PAIN!!!! You will pay for the humiliation, suffering, and despair that people like you have caused me my whole life. From now on, you will not enjoy the sweetness of your good looks and winning smile; you will instead feast upon the bitter taste of a life of hatred and fear. And that life you miserable, arrogant bastard�is mine.�

Bloodhunt tosses the microphone down to the mat, and reaches under his shirt, pulling out a long, intricately decorated knife. He places the knife on Candyman�s chest, and then pulls Cotton Candy out of the corner by her hair. He drags her around the ring, and brings her back to stand with him above Candyman. Bloodhunt licks his lips, and leans in as if to kiss her, as she shakes her head and tries to fight him off. Candy looks up at Bloodhunt with a look of surprise, when he lets her go, but then falls to the mat as he covers her face with the Blood Mist. Bloodhunt picks up the chair, and makes like he is going to hit her with it, before using it on Candyman one more time. �Beautiful People� by Marilyn Manson begins to play as Bloodhunt walks out of the arena to the boos of the fans, he is smiling and laughing the whole way.

John: �Bloodhunt seems to want to take out some past issues on the Candyman. I am not that arrogant fool�s biggest fan, but that was uncalled for. Especially the chair shot to Candy, thank goodness they are walking out of here, and their injuries weren�t serious.�

Mr. Pickle is in his office, sitting in a new chair, going over some paper work. There is a knock on his door, and Stan walks in. The Heavyweight Champ has fresh stitches in his forehead, and is obviously very angry.

Stan: �Me and Zombie�tonight�main event�for the title. Make it happen or I�ll beat you within an inch of your life Pickle.�

Mr. Pickle: �Title defense on our first national show, sounds like a great idea Stan!�

Stan: �I thought you�d see it my way.�

Stan walks out of Pickle�s office, leaving the Commissioner to whatever it was he was doing. The camera then shows Zombie in the Evil Dead dressing room. He is watching a monitor that shows Stan leaving Pickle�s office; he nods his head in approval of what he just heard. Hallow�s Eve walks up beside him, and whispers in his ear, as he continues to nod his head. The camera then returns to the broadcast position, and Bruce and John.

John: �It seems that Zombie got Stan�s attention after all. The Heavyweight champ has had Mr. Pickle book him in a title defense right here tonight. This is turning out to be a great show indeed.�

MATCH 2

�Safety Dance� by Men Without Hats begins to play as the G-4 logo shines brightly on the Madvision. The crowd begins to cheer as the seven-plus footer steps out onto the entrance stage, and does a few dance steps, before stalking down to the ring.

Loujack: �Hailing from Thunder Bay, Ontario, Canada, and weighing in at 386 pounds; he is Mr. Pickle�s personal super hero�the G-4!�

Pantera�s �By Demons be Driven� plays as the Madvision is filled with scenes of alligators feeding, and dark dank swaps. The Creature�s logo appears to rise out of the water on the screen, as a thick fog rises up from under the entrance stage. The Madvision goes black, and the Evil Dead pentagram appears, as Creature comes walking out of the fog and down the ramp. The crowd boos loudly at the hairy beast, and begins to throw disposable razors at him while chanting, �shave your back, shave your back!�

Loujack: �Out of the South Florida Everglades, and tipping the scales at 428 pounds; the fearsome and frightening�Creature!�

John: �Creature looks more angry than usual, I think this razor joke has finally gotten to him!�

Creature enters the ring in a rage, and rushes a surprised G-4, tackling him and unleashing a barrage of punches to his head. Creature picks up G-4, tosses him through the ropes, and hits a big splash from the apron to the floor. He picks up a steel chair and hammers G-4�s head with it several times, busting the hero open. Creature then whips G-4 into the ring steps, and then attempts a running knee strike, but G-4 moves out of the way. Creature crashes into the ring steps, knee first, and flips over them to the arena floor. G-4 runs his hand over his forehead, and looks down at his blood-covered hand in a rage. He hits Creature with a high-flipping dropkick, and then a suplex. G-4 tosses Creature back into the ring, whips him into the corner, and nails him with a handspring back elbow smash. He then superplexes the beast off of the ropes, runs to the other corner, and jumps up onto the top turnbuckle to execute a missile dropkick on Creature.

Bruce: �What a flurry of offense from both these guys, what a war!�

The two of them battle back and forth for a few minutes, but Creature gains the advantage, when the crowd once again starts the chant of �shave your back, shave your back!� Upon hearing those words, Creature goes into a mad rage, hitting G-4 with everything he has, G-4 attempts to mount an offensive of his own but to no avail. Creature whips G-4 into the corner, and runs in with an avalanche, which rocks the super hero back. He then repeats the avalanche three more times, then lets G-4 fall out of the corner, and land on his face in the mat. Creature climbs up onto the top rope and taunts the crowd.

John: �Oh no, he�s not going to jump on him, is he?�

Creature sets sail off of the ropes, and lands squarely on the G-4�s back, with a monstrous big splash. Creature then begins to taunt the crowd more, even exiting the ring, to shout at ringside fans. By not covering G-4 when he had the chance, he allows the super hero to recover and get to his feet. As Creature turns to re-enter the ring, G-4 drives him off of his feet, with a baseball slide to the outside. After Creature has smashed into the steel safety rail, G-4 picks up the ring steps, and throws them down on his prone body. G-4 grabs a steel chair, and pins Creature down, by putting one foot on the ring steps. He then brings the chair down on the head of the pinned down beast, he asks the crowd if they want more, when they cheer he cracks Creature four more times.

Bruce: �These two monsters are trying to kill each other. I understand this behavior from Creature, but G-4 is a role model for small children, he should not be acting like this.�

G-4 tosses the chair down, and turns to enter the ring, but stops in his tracks when he hears an inhuman roar from behind him. He turns around to see the Creature, back on his feet, and holding the steel ring steps. Creature springs forward, and uses the steps to spear G-4, sandwiching him into the ring apron. Creature then lifts the stairs above his head, kicks G-4 in the groin, and smashes the steps onto his back as he is doubled over. Then he tosses G-4 back into the ring, climbs the ropes, and squashes him with another big splash.

Creature attempts a pin, but G-4 kicks out at the two count. The crowd cheers loudly as he rises to his feet, and Creature goes berserk again. He whips G-4 into the corner, avalanches him, and then just goes postal on him with punches, kicks, and shoulder thrusts. He picks up G-4 and hits an Oklahoma slam, and attempts the pin. G-4 kicks out at the two count, causing cheers from the crowd, which infuriates Creature even more. As G-4 gets to his feet, an enraged Creature hits him with the Creature Feature, and this time gets the pin as G-4 gets his shoulder up a second to late.

Loujack: �Winner by pinfall�the Creature!�

Creature exits the ring as G-4 struggles to get to his feet. Suddenly the lights flicker, and then go out completely. The arena is filled with flash bulb pops as the crowd strain to see what is going on. �Call of the Zombie� by Rob Zombie fills the air once again, as the Evil Dead pentagram fills the Madvision. After the 30-second song is done, the lights come on to reveal Hallow�s Eve in the ring with a surprised and standing G-4. Hallow�s Eve is holding a carved pumpkin, which he offers to G-4, who stares at the painted one suspiciously. After several moments of Hallow�s Eve nodding to him, G-4 accepts the jack-o-lantern, and then stares at Hallow�s Eve. The Evil Dead member tells G-4 to lift the lid off of the pumpkin, smiling and nodding his head the whole time.

John: �What the hell is going on now?�

G-4 lifts the lid of the pumpkin, and peers inside, as a huge fireball erupts in his face causing him to drop the pumpkin and stumble back to the ropes clutching his face and eyes. Hallow�s Eve then grabs him, lifts G-4 into position, drives him down with a tombstone piledriver. He then stands above an unconscious G-4, and pulls a long dagger out of the back of his tights, and places it on G-4�s chest before grabbing a ring mic.

Hallow�s Eve: �Halloween�Sly does it. Tiptoe cats pats�slide and creep. But why? What for? How? Who? When?� Where did it all begin? �You don�t know, do you?� asks Carapace Clavicle Moundshroud climbing out under the pine of leaves under the Halloween Tree. You don�t REALLY know?�

Hallow�s Eve tosses the microphone out of the ring, picks up the blackened pumpkin, and then throws it down on G-4�s head causing it to shatter all over his face. He then turns, and exits the ring, heading out of the arena to the boos of the crowd as �Spookshow Baby� the remix by White Zombie plays and the Evil Dead pentagram fills the Madvision. The EMTs pass him on their way down to the ring to check on G-4, and one of them falls flailing to the steel ramp, as Hallow�s Eve stops to trip him before continuing to the back. Once in the ring, the emergency technicians check on G-4 and help him to his feet and out of the ring.

Bruce: �It doesn�t take a freaking genius to figure out that the Evil Dead are responsible for those daggers and parchments on the dressing room doors. But just what is their plan, and will they strike again tonight?�

John: �Well I for one hope they don�t, their starting to really freak me out. Right now though, Dr. John Brody is with Bernie Lomax in the back, so lets go to the doctor, take it away Doc.�

The camera pans around the arena, showing the fans cheering and waving as they see themselves on the Madvision. We then see Bernie Lomax, and Doctor John Brody in the backstage area. Bernie is dressed as usual in a neat suit and tie. He is clean-shaven except for his mustache and his hair is perfectly brushed.

Dr. John: �Mr. Lomax, their have been some concerns by fans, and MOW staff that you have developed a drinking problem as of late, what do you make of these statements?�

Bernie: �What would make people think I have a drinking problem?�

Dr. John: �Well perhaps it�s because you spent the entire �Weekend at Bernie�s� drinking yourself into a drunken stupor. Or that over the month of September, as we were on our house show tour, you spent most nights in local bars with Narn and the Rat Bastard.�

Bernie: �So you think I drank to much at the pay per view eh? Well let me ask you something there Doc. Have you ever had a carnival in your backyard? Or had thirty to forty genetic freaks hanging out in your house?� Well, have you?�

Dr. John: �I can�t say that I have, no.�

Bernie: �Well when you do, I�d like to see how you handle it. My house, and estate were trashed; we�re talking nearly a million dollars of damage here. Every room in my house was destroyed, there were about 100 gallons of water on my bedroom floor, two of my cars were smashed, my brand new Cadillac was STOLEN, I was fined for the loop and the water slides, both of which exceeded local height regulations, and I am being sued by the parents of like fifty kids who rode the Ferris wheel and Carousel unattended all day.

Dr. John: �Okay, so it�s understandable that you were under duress at the PPV, but what about all the carousing on the road trip?�

Bernie: �Because I was getting damage reports every single day, while we were on the road. Then my butler calls to inform me that those five frat boys have moved into my guest house, and are having keggers every night.�

Dr. John: �Well we have some footage of your bar hopping here in Madison, between shows. Let�s take a look at it shall we.�

Cut to a smoky bar room where we see Narn, the Rat Bastard, and the Mechanic at a table drinking beer. Bernie is seen sitting alone at the bar on his cell phone, drinking alone. Rat Bastard and Narn are playing cards, as Mechanic is slumped face on the table, his hand of cards face down in front of him.

Narn: �Hey, is it legal to look at his hand if he is passed out?�

Rat: �Narn, that�s his hand from two hours ago, he passed out at like 11:30 or something. Why did you invite such a lightweight anyway? Between his passing out, and Bernie�s sulking, this aint so much fun.�

Narn: �I felt a little bad about kicking him over when he was being stretchered out of Madmania, so I thought I�d make it up to him.�

Rat: �You�re such a sweetheart there Narnie boy.�

Narn: �Well we can�t all be Rat Bastards can we? I mean only a slimy (bleep) like you would hand out bags of disposable razors to the fans to throw at Creature. Why did you start that, and where the hell do you get trunkloads of razors anyway?�

Rat: �I started it cause it�s funny, and I get the razors from my brother in law, who works for bic. He gives me all of the rejected ones, they don�t even have blades in them for crying out loud, but boy does it piss off that hairy ape. HEY!!!!!!! Let�s take Mechanic here down to Black Cat�s and get him tattooed, they don�t do it if you�ve been drinking, but we�ll have Bernie pay em a whole bunch to do it any way.�

Narn: �You ARE a rat bastard, aren�t you? Let�s do it, I�ll get sleeping beauty here, you get Lomax!�

Narn stands up and lifts Mechanic onto his shoulder, and heads for the door. Rat Bastard walks up to Bernie who is shaking his head, and still talking on the phone. Bernie is getting exited and yells �The ceiling caved in?� before throwing the phone onto the floor with all his strength. He then slams the four shot glasses in front of him, and asks for refills. Rat stops the bartender, spins Bernie around on his stool, and says, �C�mon, we�re going to get Mechanic tattooed while he�s passed out!� Bernie stares in horror at the thought, then shrugs his shoulders and heads for the door. The bar room then fades out, and we return to Bernie and Dr. John.

Dr. John: �So what�s the story on you, Narn, and the Rat Bastard anyway? Are you going to start managing them?�

Bernie: �Just because they enjoy frequenting the same bars as I do, you assume I�m going to manage them. I thought you were a doctor, not a simpleton. Narn and Rat have begun to hang out, in their off time, that�s it nothing more. I like to drown my sorrows, which may or may not be the right solution, but oh well. While I�m drowning my sorrows, they party, end of story. You should be more concerned with the performance of my Bastards in the Hardcore Tag division. They have begun an increasingly hostile feud with the Bad Ass Assassins, and right now, the two teams are neck and neck, but Phil and Eddie will soon take those to out I assure you. Now if you will excuse me, I have to prepare them for their match against the Dark Ones, this interview is over.�

Dr. John: �Well�okay. See you later Mr. Lomax, back to you John.�

MATCH 3

John: �That Bernie is one touchy guy, isn�t he? Up next we have a grudge match between ex partners Tremor and Aftershock, formerly the Onslaught.�

Bruce: �Finally we get these two back in the ring. They haven�t had a match since Aftershock�s complete dominance of Tremor at Madmania. Over the past month, these two have fought everywhere; backstage, in dressing rooms, in washrooms, in parking lots, and even in the hotels we stayed at.�

John: �Pickle did a good thing getting them in the ring again, perhaps we�ll see and end to this feud yet.�

Anthrax�s �Aftershock� begins to play, as scenes of earthquakes begin to show on the Madvision, and Aftershock�s logo appears. Explosions begin to go off on the entrance stage, as Aftershock begins to make his way to the ring, as the crowd cheers him loudly.

Loujack: �Erupting from San Andreas, Ca, and weighing in at 246 pounds; the unpredictable, always dangerous�Aftershock!�

�Snap your Fingers, Snap your Neck� by Prong begins to play as the same footage earthquake footage is shown, only in the negative perspective. Two three-foot high pillars of fire come alive on the entrance stage, and then begin to stretch down the ramp, forming matching flame trails to the ring. Tremor begins to stalk to the ring as the crowd boos him loudly.

Loujack: �Rumbling out of San Andreas, Ca, and weighing in at 391 pounds; he represents the Skull Legion, the master of the Great Quake, the earth shaking�Tremor!�

Aftershock rushes his one time friend, and quickly DDTs him down to the mat. He begins to hit Tremor with various technical maneuvers such as, leg locks, arm drags, arm wrenches, snapemares, and several submission moves. After several minutes of Aftershock dominating him, Tremor picks him up, and walks around the ring before dropping him with a sidewalk slam. Then he picks up Aftershock, whips him to the ropes, and hits him with a running avalanche that shakes the ring. Tremor then throws Aftershock outside of the ring, and then follows him out on the floor, stopping to pick up a chair. He drives his boot into Aftershock�s mid-section, and then brings the chair down across his back and head. Aftershock falls to the floor, next to the ring steps, and Tremor drapes his arm across the unforgiving steel.

Bruce: �What is Tremor going to do now? Oh no, he�s trying to break his arm!�

Tremor begins to stomp on Aftershock�s forearm, and then sandwiches it, by smashing the chair against it. Aftershock pulls his arm away in pain, and kicks at Tremor, while trying to shield his arm from the giant. Tremor begins to swing the chair at Aftershock�s arm, causing him to scream in pain. Aftershock rolls into the safety of the ring, and Tremor follows him in. Aftershock tries to stay away from Tremor, but the seven-footer continues to work on his right arm, and delivers several power moves as well. Tremor totally dominates Aftershock for the next several minutes, and then hits him with the Great Quake, once, twice, three times in a row. Aftershock lies on his back in the middle of the ring, as Tremor goes for the pin, only to lift him up at the two count. Tremor shakes his head no, and throws Aftershock into the corner, following him in with another avalanche. He then folds Aftershock�s arm behind his own back, then picks him up, and drops him with a sidewalk slam.

Bruce: �Tremor can pin him anytime now, but he�s just causing more damage. What a sadistic freak, what�s happened to him, he never was like this before?�

Tremor goes for the pin again, but pulls Aftershock�s head up at the two count, shaking his head and picking him up. He plants him hard with a powerslam, and then hits him with yet another Great Quake. Tremor attempts to pick up Aftershock, but the referee stops him, and points him towards the corner. After checking on Aftershock the referee calls for the bell, and gives his decision to Loujack.

Loujack: �Due to a knock out, the referee has called this match a draw, I repeat, a draw.�

Tremor stands in the corner, staring at the referee, a blank stare on his face. After a few seconds, he shakes his head, and attacks the referee and then gives him the Great Quake. Tremor then tosses the referee out of the ring, and begins to stomp on Aftershock, focusing on his right arm. He does this until Archangel hits the ring, and attacks him. Tremor tries to fight Archangel, but can�t combat the man�s shear rage, or his strength. Aftershock throws Tremor over the top rope, then follows him outside, and blasts him with a chair, chasing him up the ramp.

John: �It�s a good thing that Aftershock has a guardian angel, cause Tremor was trying to destroy his arm. It may be broken for all we know.�

Archangel grabs a microphone and gets back into the ring. He helps a slowly recovering Aftershock to his feet, and then regards the cheering crowd.

Archangel: �I would have thought that Hellfire and his flunkies would have gotten the point at �Weekend at Bernie�s� but I must have thought wrong. Hellfire heed my warning; don�t think that I have forgotten about you, and your evil followers. In due time, a new light shall split the darkness of the MOW, and the Skull Legion will fall.�

At that, he drops the microphone to the mat, and helps Aftershock out of the ring. The two of them head to the back, Aftershock holding his arm against his body, as the crowd cheer loudly.

Commercial Break

MATCH 4

number one contender for Hardcore Tag titles

As we return from commercial, the Mountain Dew miniblimp shows aerial footage of the sold out Mad-arena. Every seat is full, and the crowd roars to life as they see that they are back on the air. Ring announcer, Steve Loujack, is standing in the ring microphone in hand.

Loujack: �The following is a Hardcore Tag Team match up, to determine a number one contender to the Hardcore Tag Team titles.�

Motorhead�s �Orgasmatron� plays as the Bastards walk out of the back, and head down to the ring. Bernie Lomax walks behind them, as the crowd lets out a mixed, but mostly positive reaction to the new team.

Loujack: �Making their way to the ring from Thunder Bay, Ontario, Canada and weighing at a combined weight of 590 pounds; being accompanied by Bernie Lomax, the twin DDT machines, Philthy Phil, and Fast Eddie, they are the�Bastards!�

�Ratamathatta� by Sepultura plays as the house lights go out, and the entrance is bathed in green light and covered in smoke. The Madvision shows voodoo dolls, and other stereotypical devices of the religion, as the Dark Ones emerge from the smoke, and head down to the ring. The crowd begins to boo them immediately, Curse ignores them, but Amazon taunts the crowd right back.

Loujack: �At a combined weight of 554 pounds, and coming from Somewhere in Brazil; the high priest of terror himself, Amazon and the warrior witch doctor, Curse they are�The Dark Ones!�

Before the Dark Ones music is done playing, or before they get to the ring for that matter, the Bastards strike. They jump the Dark Ones on the entrance ramp, hitting them with the 2x4s that they carry to the ring. Amazon and Curse are pushed back up the ramp, and when the teams get to the top of the stage, they break into two groups, briefly. Phil drops his 2x4 and begins to punch away at Amazon, while Eddie blasts Curse in the side of the head with his piece of wood.

Eddie nails Curse with the board one more time, before tossing it down, and nailing Curse with The Hammer. Curse�s head bounces off of the steel, and he rolls off of the stage, to the cold concrete below. Eddie stares down at him, begins to laugh, and then goes to help his brother. Amazon, who is punching him in the face, repeatedly, is holding down Phil. Eddie pulls him off of his brother and tosses him across the stage. Amazon lands in a roll, and comes up with a 2x4, which he drives into an oncoming Eddie�s stomach.

Bruce: �It seems as if Amazon has found an equalizer in this match, which is good, since it looks as if Curse is out of the match totally.�

Amazon uses the 2x4 on both brothers, then tosses it down and begins to assault them with wrestling moves onto the steel, and plain old brawling. He keeps up the advantage for several moments, but the tough twins soon overwhelm him. Phil and Eddie take up positions on either side of Amazon, and begin to pepper him with punches and kicks. Phil hits him with several DDTs, as Eddie goes back through the curtain, and comes out pushing a shopping cart full of weapons.

John: �This don�t look good for Amazon.�

The Bastards begin to nail Amazon with the various weapons in the shopping cart including a hubcap, a Christmas tree stand, a framed picture of Robert Goulet, several different road signs, and a mailbox. During the exchange, they have driven Amazon down to the ring area, where they double whip him into the ring steps. Then they toss him into the ring, where Phil whips him to the ropes and body presses him, as they hit the No Voices in the Sky and get the pin.

Loujack: �Winners by pinfall, and new number one contenders for the Hardcore Tag Team Championship�Philthy Phil and Fast Eddie, The Bastards!�

Phil and Eddie exit the ring, where Bernie congratulates them, before leading them up the ramp to the back. When they get to the top, Terry �The Truth� Truman is waiting for them, amid the debris from the match.

Terry: �Well Bernie it looks like your boys have a shot at the Hardcore Tag titles. What do you think their chances are at taking the gold off of current champs, The Minions?�

Bernie: �I think that their chances are very, what the�.�

Bernie is cut off, and knocked down, as the Bad Ass Assassins jump the Bastards. Terry Truman is knocked down as well, while the Assassins begin to use the same weapons used in the match, only this time the weapons are used on the Bastards. They knock Phil to the ground with a 2x4, and then shove Eddie in the shopping cart, before pushing it and him off the stage. Phil runs to the edge and looks down at his brother, but gets a double drop kick to the back, knocking him off the stage as well. Damon Kilgore takes the microphone from Terry.

Kilgore: �How the hell can you have a number one contender match without the Bad Ass Assassins? I�m talking to you Lomax!�

Bryce Cauldron picks up Bernie, and twists his right arm behind his back in a hammerlock, and grabs him by the throat. He holds him in front of Kilgore, and kicks Terry in the rear, as he tries to get up. Terry scampers to his feet, and heads for high ground.

Kilgore: �Get out of here interview man, yeah that�s better Lomax, now you�re paying attention. We don�t know what kind of strings you�ve been pulling to get your boys a contender match, but they don�t look like number one contenders to me. Not layin� in a heap like they are. Now since you have a little stroke around here, we hope this motivational speech we�re about to give you, helps you help us out.�

Kilgore drops the mic on the ramp, and hits Bernie with a hard right hook to the jaw. Bryce lets go of Bernie, and drives his elbow into the back of Lomax�s head. Kilgore sticks up both middle fingers at Bernie, and then hits him with a savate kick, knocking him backward towards Bryce Cauldron. As Bernie falls backward from the kick, Bryce catches him by the head, and drives him down with inverted DDT. The Assassins then give several finger gestures to Bernie, and the crowd as they walk back off of the stage.

John: �That was a hell of a tag match, and a hell of a challenge from the Assassins, Bernie will definitely feel that in the morning. That division is really starting to heat up.�

Bruce: �It is indeed, the Minions seem to be destined to carve a niche in the Hardcore Tag Team ranks; they won the belts back just four short days after dropping them to Pandemonium at �Weekend at Bernie�s�, where both teams nearly destroyed Bernie�s house.�

John: �But the Minions would regain their belts at the first house show of our road trip, on Friday, September 8th, at The Rave in Milwaukee, WI. Let�s take you now, to video footage, and some highlights of that Minions dominated match.�

The live feed cuts to video footage of the dark, smoky, Rave in Milwaukee, WI. The place is packed with fans, as both the floor, and the balcony are filled with loud fans. The Minions and Pandemonium are going at it feverishly. The footage cuts to various acts of violence in and out of the ring. We see numerous chair shots by both teams on one another. We see the Minions double Powerbomb Mayhem through a table. Chaos is shown executing a superplex from the top rope, to the arena floor, on Painkiller. Cremator is seen tattooing Mayhem�s head with a glass pitcher. The action is shown all over the venue, from the ring, to the ballroom floor, to the balcony. Both teams are shown in the balcony, fighting amidst the cheering fans. Mayhem gets driven head first onto the floor of the balcony with a Flash of the Blade, by Painkiller, who is then seen getting the pin as Cremator sends Chaos off of the balcony and through a double stack of tables with the Edge of Darkness. The Minions are shown in the ring, with Warlock, getting their hands raised and receiving the title belts once again. The video then cuts back to the live show at Mad-arena, where we see John and Bruce at the broadcast table.

John: �That�s just a small sampling of the insanity that was our whirlwind tour of house shows. For more insight into those shows, I suggest again, that you read the latest edition of �The Examination Room� with Dr. John Brody.�

Bruce: �It was quite a trip, that�s for sure. Not only did the Hardcore Tag Team titles change hands, but the Minions successfully defended those titles against not only Pandemonium, but twice against the Dark Ones, and once each against the Bastards and the Bad Ass Assassins.�

John: �Doomsday also defended their World Tag Team titles at all nine of the shows. The new champs were very dominant in matches not only against three tough local teams on the indie circuit; but against all six of the other tag teams here in the MOW. The Bastards and the Assassins both lost their respective matches by disqualification, as they could not adapt to the non hardcore setting.�

MATCH 5

Tag Title match

Steve Loujack is standing in the ring, microphone in hand.

Loujack: �The next match is for the MOW Tag Team Championship of the World!!!!!�

Type O Negative�s �Blood and Fire begins to play as the lights go red, and the Skull Legion logo appears on the Madvision. A large ring of fire comes alive on the left side of the stage, billowing thick smoke into the air. The crowd boos loudly as Doomsday rise out of the pit, like demons from Hell itself, and walk through the fire on their way to the ring, Tag Team belts around their waists.

Loujack: �They come from the End of Time and stand seven feet, two inches tall; representing the Skull Legion, they are the reigning MOW Tag Team Champions of the World. The twin towers of terror, Armageddon and Apocalypse�this is Doomsday!�

�Psycho Circus� by Kiss begins to play as Ricochet come bounding out of the back and onto the stage. The two acrobats begin to jump and flip around the stage, before beginning to handspring and cartwheel down the ramp to the mild cheers of the crowd.

Loujack: �From the big top of the Vanderstine Circus, and weighing in at a combined weight of 390 pounds; quicker than a lightning bolt, Kamikaze and Fury, they are more unpredictable than a runaway bullet, they are�Ricochet!�

Ricochet hits the ring, and are immediately attacked by the huge monsters. It doesn�t take Doomsday long to clear the ring, in a violent fashion and await the start of the match. Apocalypse starts out against Fury, hitting him with a power attack, right off the get go. Armageddon and Apocalypse take turns assaulting Fury, and Kamikaze as they freely allow them to tag in and out. Ricochet fail to gain any kind of offense, and are soon being thrown all over, and driven into the ring. Apocalypse throws Kamikaze out of the ring, where he hits the floor hard. Armageddon jumps off of the apron, and picks up the flying wonder, only to press him above his head and over the tope rope back into the ring. Apocalypse catches him as he comes over the top rope and executes a powerful fallaway slam.

Fury comes off the apron at Armageddon with a missile dropkick, but falls to the ground after impacting with the big man. Armageddon reaches down, and grabs the acrobat by the legs, tucking his feet under his massive arm. He then lifts Fury up, and holds him straight up vertically, in the opposite manner of a suplex. Armageddon then falls backward, dropping him face first onto the floor. In the ring, Apocalypse is totally dominating Kamikaze, and then tosses him to the outside. Armageddon then presses Fury over his head in the same manner as he did with Kamikaze, and sends him over the top rope, and into the ring. Instead of catching him, Apocalypse drops to one knee, and pulls the smaller man down onto his knee delivering a massive gut-buster.

John: �The referee, like most of us, obviously can�t tell the difference between these two. Which one is it in the ring anyway, Kamikaze or Fury?�

Outside the ring, Armageddon labels Fury with a chair, and then powerbombs him onto it. He then whips Fury into the ring steps, before picking them up and smashing them onto his knees. In the ring Apocalypse is assaulting Kamikaze in the corner with punches and kicks.

Bruce: �What is Doomsday trying to do, win the match or take these youngsters out?�

Armageddon nails Fury with the Hangman�s Noose onto a steel chair, then unfolds the chair and places him in it. Apocalypse slides under the ropes, and joins his brother outside the ring. The two of them then reach down and grab the chair, while holding Fury in it, and execute a Powerbomb onto the French Canadian broadcast table. Fury hits the table, while still in the chair, and crashes through it to the floor below. The French Canadians run for cover, and then run out of the arena all together.

John: �My goodness a Powerbomb while sitting in a chair, through a table? I have never seen that before.�

As Doomsday slide under the rope, Kamikaze stomps on their heads, to no avail. The monsters get to their feet, and nail him with a double heart-punch. While lying on his back, Armageddon grabs both of his legs, and falls sling shots him into a running big boot from Apocalypse. Fury�s head snaps back on his shoulders and he slumps to the mat, after his face collides with the big boot slammed into his face. Armageddon then picks him up and tosses him over his shoulder, and then climbs up to the top turnbuckle. As he ascends the ropes, he shifts Kamikaze so that he is across his shoulders, then presses him up above his head and tosses him out of the ring. Kamikaze sails through the air, and crashes into the main broadcast table, sending John and Bruce diving out of the way.

Bruce: �Holy (bleep)!!!!!! Is he dead?�

Meanwhile Apocalypse has tossed Fury back into the ring, and hits him with the Executioner�s Song, and gets the easy pin. He then rolls Fury out onto the floor, and Armageddon picks him up and holds him as Apocalypse gets Kamikaze. Armageddon drives Fury through the timekeeper�s table with the Hangman�s Noose, and Apocalypse powerbombs Kamikaze on top of him. They then pick up their belts and head for the back as the crowd boos loudly.

Loujack: �Winners by pinfall and still MOW Tag Team Champions of the World Armageddon and Apocalypse�Doomsday!�

John: �I can�t believe they did it again, just like the Destruction Crew. There is no need for that type of after match violence. We need to go to a commercial, we�ll be right back.�

Commercial Break

After the break we see Warlock putting Doom in a taxi, and telling the driver to go to the airport. The taxi drives off, and Warlock sighs, and then heads back into the arena. The camera returns to ringside, where John and Bruce are sitting at a card table, in the place of the smashed announce table.

Bruce: �Why would Warlock send Doom to the airport?�

John: �Probably because Narn and Jester are scheduled to go at it next for the TV Title, and Commissioner Pickle has informed Warlock that any more interference from Doom will result in a fine for him.�

MATCH 6

TV title Match

�Anvil of Crom� begins to play as scenes of beautiful countryside from the British Isles scroll across the Madvision. These scenes of tranquil beauty are then replaced by Narn in the ring, which is far from beautiful. The crowd roars to life as Narn comes out of the back, his face serious and his stride purposeful, and they begin to chant �chug beer, chug beer, chug, chug, chug!!!!!� A smile crosses his face, briefly, as he strides to the ring.

Loujack: �This next match is for the MOW Television Title. Entering the ring at this time, weighing in at 320 pounds, he is the challenger�Narn the Mad Celt!!!!�

�Visions� by Savatage begins to play as Jester makes his way to the ring through the crowd. He is tossing confetti in the air and handing out prizes to the fans.

Loujack: �Hailing from The Planet Earth, and weighing in at 181 pounds; he is the master of merriment, and the reigning MOW Television Champion�Jester!!!!!�

As Jester gets to the steel guardrail, Narn has come out to meet him, by snapmareing him out of the crowd and to the floor. Narn then picks up Jester, and gives him a snake eyes on the steel railing, before bashing him with a chair. He then tosses Jester into the ring as the bell sounds to start the match. Jester tries to get to his feet, and Narn helps him up, and then over with a vertical suplex. Narn continues to dominate Jester with power moves, and after about a four-minute squash, hits the Celtic Crush and gets the pin.

Loujack: �Winner and NEW MOW Television Champion�Narn the mad Celt!!!!�

The crowd cheers wildly as Narn tosses the title belt over his shoulder and exits the arena. After a few moments to catch his breath, Jester too leaves the arena.

John: �Well after a long dry spell, Narn not only wins a match but takes home some gold.�

Bruce: �Next up we have U.S. Champ Fireball Jackson in a non-title match against the Rat Bastard.�

MATCH 7

non Title Match

Ugly Kid Joe�s �Neighbor� starts to play as the Rat Bastard comes walking out of the back. The Rat is carrying a half-full cup of beer, and has a cigar between his teeth. The crowd boos him loudly, but near the bottom of the ramp, there are some fans cheering loudly for him. Rat stops, and looks at them, a smile covering his face from ear to ear. He nods his head, and then takes a swig of beer, only to spit it at them and then toss the rest of the cups contents at them. One of the fans takes a swing at Rat, but that only makes the bastard laugh harder.

Loujack: �From a trailer park somewhere in New Jersey, and weighing in at 280 pounds, he is the Rat Bastard.�

�T.N.T� by AC/DC begins to play as fireballs and explosions erupt all over the stage, as video of Fireball Jackson in the ring, is shown on the Madvision. A large, six-foot high fireball explodes in the middle of the stage, and Fireball Jackson comes storming out of it. The fans boo the U.S. Champ as he strides to the ring.

Loujack: �Hailing from Detroit MI, and weighing in at 243 pounds, the current MOW United States Heavyweight Champion, the always explosive�Fireball Jackson!�

The match starts out with the two of them exchanging moves in the center of the ring. Rat Bastard gets the advantage, and begins to mount an offense. He hits Fireball with a piledriver; a fire thunder driver, a mountain bomb, a couple of powerbombs, and several scoop slams. While Rat is building momentum, the lights flicker, and then go out.

�Call of the Zombie� by Rob Zombie plays as the Evil Dead pentagram fills the Madvision. After thirty seconds of darkness, the lights come back on, Creature is in the ring, and both Fireball and Rat Bastard are knocked out cold. Creature stands over Rat, and empties a bag of disposable razors on his face, before laying a long dagger on his chest. Creature exits the ring and heads up the entrance ramp, as �Spookshow Baby� the remix by White Zombie starts to play, and the crowd continues to boo him.

John: �It appears as though Creature knows who is responsible for the shave your back prank.�

Commercial Break

MATCH 8

Bruce: �Welcome back to Mad-arena, everyone, next up we have former U.S. Champ Vengeance, taking on former Lomax hatchet man Millinator.�

Frank Zappa�s �Dancing Fool� begins to play as disco balls drop from the light rig and start to spin. Red laser lights are aimed at the mirrored balls, and are reflected all around the arena. Millinator comes out onto the stage and begins to dance as the crowd boos him loudly. He then walks towards the ring, an evident spring in his step.

John: �The fans have yet to forgive this big guy for the trouble he caused when he worked Bernie.�

Loujack: �Coming to the ring at this time from Millville TX, and weighing in at 450 pounds; he�s big, he�s bad, and he CAN dance!!!! Here he is�Millinator!�

Nevermore�s �Lost� begins to play as the lights go dim and Vengeance�s logo appears on the Madvision. The logo seems to be racing down a deserted highway at night, the only light, headlights. Vengeance comes out of the back to the cheers of the fans.

Vengeance hits the ring and rushes Millinator, the two colliding in the middle of the ring. Vengeance drives his knee into the big man�s ribs repeatedly, and then drives his elbow into the back of Millinator�s head. Vengeance unloads an offensive flurry of punches, kicks, scoop slams, DDTs, drop toeholds, headlocks and many other moves.

John: �Vengeance is really going all out tonight, seems like he wants back in the U.S. Title hunt, or maybe a shot at the World Title.�

Vengeance continues his assault on Millinator, who suddenly reverses a suplex and takes Vengeance off his feet. Millinator picks Vengeance up and hits a double Powerbomb/DVD combo on the ex-champ, and then powerslams him to the mat. The two begin to trade blows again, and maneuvers as well, going back and forth for several minutes. While the two try to gain an advantage on one another, the lights flicker several times, and then go out completely.

Bruce: �Not again, what is going on tonight? What is this a wrestling show or Fright Night?�

The Evil Dead pentagram fills the Madvision once again as �Call of the Zombie� by Rob Zombie fills the darkness. After half a minute or so, the lights come back on to reveal Vengeance and Millinator out cold on the floor outside the ring.

Zombie, Hallow�s Eve, Bloodhunt, and Creature are in the ring while Crossbones is kneeling next to Vengeance, whispering in his ear. He places a long dagger on Vengeance�s chest and joins the others in the ring. Zombie has a microphone in hand and waits for the crowd to settle down before speaking.

Zombie: �Rghhhh�behold the night��of �the long knives. Behold the evil�urrghhhhh�of the Evil Dead. All�your�lives�are�F-O-R�F-E-I-T.�

Zombie hands the microphone to Hallow�s Eve, who gestures for Creature to stand beside him. Creature stops taunting the crowd and moves beside the painted one.

Hallow�s Eve: �The time of sorrows is upon the MOW, and the Evil Dead shall be the harvesters. As the circle of light begins to close, so shall the circle of darkness open, releasing its precious gifts. G-4, you parade around in your costume of shame, afraid to be the one. You follow a madman, yet you lose yourself in lies. I will be the one who sets you free, you shall see what I mean.�

Creature leans over to Hallow�s Eve and says something in his ear; Hallow�s Eve nods his head in understanding.

Hallow�s Eve: �Rat Bastard, you like to play jokes on people, but not in good fun. Creature has some fun things in store for you, I assure you. You too will face the dark majesty that is the Evil Dead. MOW fans we are the Evil Dead, and for months you have asked, what are they going to do? Well now you have your answer, we all have our own agendas, and have banded together to help one another complete said agendas. There are no egos to battle as we have created a harmonious and symbiotic unit dedicated to the fulfillment of our dreams, and the realization of your nightmares.�

Hallow�s Eve hands the microphone to Bloodhunt, who is smiling from ear to ear. He holds the microphone to his mouth and laughs softly as he begins to speak.

Bloodhunt: �So Candyman, how are you and that slut doing backstage anyways? Has she recovered from my crimson kiss, or is she still quivering from the shock? As I stated earlier, your kind have persecuted me my entire life. They would laugh at me in the locker room, and push me in the halls. Why, because I looked different, acted different, didn�t dress like anyone else? Did you tease me because I was an individual, or because you feared my courage to be different? Well Candyman now you will fear my courage to punish you, and maim you, and beat you, and your little slut to.�

Bloodhunt tosses the microphone to Crossbones, who chuckles into it, shaking his head back and forth.

Crossbones: �Vengeance, Vengeance, Vengeance�why didn�t you just ask? Don�t you remember me? If you wanted to know about your past, all you had to do was ask. I know who you are, where you came from and what you are. If you don�t believe me, that�s your problem, next week I�ll have a little bit of proof for you. But if you want to know the whole story, then you�re going to have to earn it. You�re going to have to beg, in other words you one-eyed freak, you�ll do what I want. You�ll jump through hoops like a monkey and then maybe, just maybe I�ll give you what you want. See you next week, Cyclops.�

Crossbones hands the microphone to the Zombie, and then exits the ring with the rest of the Evil Dead. Zombie stands in the middle of the ring, as �Spookshow Baby� the remix by White Zombie plays and the Evil Dead pentagram and logo appear on the Madvision, this time in white. After the Evil Dead are gone from sight, Zombie speaks.

Zombie: �Stan�it�s�time.�

MATCH 9

World title Match

�Working Man� by Rush begins to play as fireworks go off on the stage and Stan�s logo rolls across the screen. The crowd cheers loudly as Stan steps out onto the stage, and raises his right fist in the air. He looks down at Zombie and begins to run to the ring.

Loujack: Hailing from Pittsburgh PA and weighing in at 330 pounds the current MOW Heavyweight Champion�Steamroller��

Loujack jumps out of the ring as Stan slides under the ropes and the Zombie attacks him. Zombie unloads a large barrage of punches and kicks on Stan, and splits his stitches open with a Sumo palm strike. Stan staggers back and Zombie takes him down with spear. Zombie goes to work on Stan hitting him with a variety of moves over the first few minutes of the match.

John: �Zombie really wants that title, look at him go!�

Zombie goes for an early pin, but Stan kicks out, tossing the Zombie off of him like a rag doll. Stan gets to his feet, and whips Zombie to the ropes, taking him off his feet with a big boot. He then whips Zombie into the corner, and follows in with a back elbow smash, and then unloads several of them.

Bruce: �Stan is a bloody mess, if this were being contested under Zombie rules, we�d have a new champ already.�

Stan is choking Zombie with his boot in the corner, then whips him to the opposite corner, and follows in with a clothesline. He then picks up Zombie and hits a sidewalk slam in the middle of the ring. Stan then unloads a barrage of offense hitting a powerslam, a fire thunder driver, several powerbombs, DDTs, vertical suplexes, big boots, a fallaway slam, and several submissions holds as well. After a few minutes of this, Stan calls for the end, and hits the Steel City Slammer on Zombie. Stan covers Zombie and gets the pin, then gets to his feet and taunts the dead man.

Loujack: �Winner by pinfall and still MOW Heavyweight Champion of the World�Steamroller Stan!�

John: �Stan just rolled right over the Zombie in that match, Zombie had a good start but Stan just got on a roll and went with it. Perhaps these mind games are working against Zombie and not for him.�

The lights flicker, and go out once more, as �Call of the Zombie� fills the arena. When the lights come on Creature, Crossbones, and Bloodhunt and pounding Stan down to the mat as Hallow�s Eve, carrying a long black bag, helps Zombie to his feet. All four members of the Evil Dead begin to pound on the champ as Zombie watches.

Bruce: �Oh my lord!!!!! This is just getting out of hand here!�

Creature and Bloodhunt drive Stan down with a spike Creature Feature, and then Crossbones joins in the stomping party. Hallow�s Eve exits the ring, and grabs the title belt from the timekeeper�s table, or rather the pile of debris that used to be the table. He enters the ring, and hands the belt to Zombie, who lifts it above his head. The crowd boos loudly as Zombie places the belt on his shoulder and watches as Hallow�s Eve and Creature tear Stan�s leather jacket and his t-shirt off exposing his bare skin. Bloodhunt and Crossbones begin to whip Stan�s bare back with thick leather straps as Creature and Hallow�s Eve hold his head and legs. It doesn�t take long for large welts to rise on the champ�s back, and blood to flow. As this continues, Zombie opens the long black bag, and pulls out a beautifully decorated, two-handed Claymore.

John: �What the (bleep) is he going to do with that damn thing?�

Bloodhunt and Crossbones stop their whipping, and Hallow�s Eve and Creature roll an unconscious Stan over onto his back. Zombie stands over the former truck driver, and raises the sword above his head, pointing it into the air.

Bruce: �That sword looks like the daggers that were holding those parchments in the doors, except it�s like five feet long! The daggers were replicas of that sword, but what does it mean, and what is he going to�NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!�

Zombie flips the sword around so that it is pointing down, and drives it right at Stan, as everyone in the arena screams bloody murder. The Claymore comes to a sudden stop, and the crowd goes still, everyone sighs in relief as they see the sword sticking out of the mat right above Stan�s head. Zombie takes the Title belt off of his shoulder, and snaps it together, before hanging it on the sword.

�Spookshow Baby� the remix, begins to play as the Evil Dead make their way to the back, to the boos and jeers of the crowd. The camera takes us to the locker room area where we see the Lord of Hellfire watching the scene unfold on the monitor while shaking his head, as the screen goes black.