Jeff's Palace of Random Jive
UPDATES!  UPDATES!  UPDATES!
(As of August 14, 2001)
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Yes, my dear friends, the mandatory 5 month waiting period has passed, so you know what that means . . . I CAN UPDATE MY SHITTY SITE!  Read on, if you dare (or if you're bored and alone with nothing better to do)
    Well, for some twisted reason or another I've decided to update this webstie of mine.  I don't really know why.  I doubt anyone ever comes here daily, praying their efforts will one day be rewarded with another pointless rant of mine on one melodramatic topic or another.
     I don't really have much to say on this main, upfront webpage.  The site still sucks and I'm still using GeoCities shitty webbuilder because I lack basic HTML language skills.  One day I will be smart, I think. For now, look forward to a new quote and a new rant of mine.  For now, this is Jeff signing out
NEW, NEW, NEW, NEW, NEW, NEW!!!!
(I said new mother fucker)
Click on Mr. T to check out the new added feature of the month.  I think you'll find it quite informative!!!!  Go ahead and do it SUCKA, you know you want to
Click on the picture of "Colin the Badman" to see the rest of the page.  Colin has nothing to do with it really, but I still can't get over how damn funny this picture is.  I mean, if you could capture insanity on film, it would be this . . . it's just great, great stuff
Jeff Moran:
The Man
The Myth
The Waste of Space
That, right there is me in all my "glory."  And by glory, I mean a physical appearance that scares small children.  Regardless of my felony convictions, that is me.
If you would like to send me fanmail, I'd give you a hug:
This is how many poor fools have seen this website . . . pray for them
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