| 1) Spastic Colon: The total lack of control over my bowels and/or bladder wouldn't please me 2) Testicular Cancer: Come on, do I have to explain this one? 3) Herpes: I know it can go into remission and that the new drugs against it work miracles, but count me out! 4) Scarlet Fever: Wait, a minute, I already have . . . nevermind 5) Insomnia: Jeez I could never live if I were an insomniac, it would drive me to the point of insan- OH! This explains so much! |
| Diseases I Could Certainly Live Without! |
| Diseases I Could NOT Live Without! |
| 1) Dillusions of grandeur: I've never suffered from this disease, which explains why I have been given the long-lost divine Right of Kings to slavishly command the peons who surround me!!!!!!!!!!! 2) Gangreen: The putrid stench of my rotting flesh keeps those pesky "people" that walk around school from talking to me 3) Urinary-Tract Infection: I don't get why burning pee is tought to be such a "bad" thing. You people need to live a little more 4) Testicular Cancer: Come on, do I have to explain this one? 5) Halatosis: ::Shiver:: My bum hurts |