Chapter 2 Transformation Downgrade?

Back at Capsule Corp. everyone was happily munching down on Macaroni, porkchops,and green beans. Voldemort had finished early and headed for bed so that he could possibly survive the night awake. Vader had locked himself in his room because he was embarrassed and crying. "Hope he remembers to take his mask off, or he'll drown!" Joey laughed but soon retired as well because for some strange reason he had a splitting headache. Snap was humming the Jetson's theme song while cooking and washing dishes. James Potter was helping Snape and the kids soon came in. Harry, Ash, Draco, Neville, Crabbe, Goyle,Kenshin, Daffy Duck, Yusuke ran in playing tag. Lucius smiled and ran to give Draco a hug. Snape smiled at Harry and Neville and patted them on the back because they were such good children. Crabbe and Goyle were arguing over the quadratic equation, Ash was yelling at Pikachu for no real reason, Kenshin was crying because he lost his sword, Yusuke and Daffy were talking about water buffaloes. Hermione and Ron soon entered; Ron was yelling because Hermione hadn't studied. Then Vegeta and Goku decided they were going outside to fight for a little while, saiyan style.(OK, so it may be impossible for Vegeta to be a saiyan in this story, but he is anyway.) Kaiba and Yugi were talking about rabbits and the Death Eaters were talking about hairballs. They were trying to decide at what time a hairball forms in young cats. Though quite the interesting conversation, it soon grew disgusting and several of the group left, the bathroom with forty stalls was full by the time it was over. At about 1:00, all of the people were in their beds waiting for the night and getting tons of rest because they knew what was going to happen. The group that lived at Kaiba Corp. went home and began the preparations. No one was asleep though, and the least of all was Voldemort. He was screaming at something in his room and not seeming to get along very well with the thing he was yelling at. This was growing quite annoying, but nobody dared to confront him, if he was this mad, then another reason to go out and blow them all up would not work well for the crowd. So they all clumped together outside of his door to see what he was saying. "YOU LISTEN!! I DON"T WANT TO HEAR YOUR MOUTH! YOU ARE BY NO MEANS GOING TO BECOME A DEATH EATER< ESPECIALLY BECAUSE YOU ARE A FILTHY MUGGLE, A SUCK UP,COWARD, AND YOU STILL CALL ME TOM!!!" Vegeta smiled and almost laughed out loud. A quick jab in the ribs from thirty people around him shut his mouth."NO!!!" The group outside was utterly confused and they decided to go back to the kitchen to discuss what had been happening when they heard a loud crack and realized Voldemort was now blocking their way. "Uh...Hiya Mr. Voldie sir...How are you?" Was the first thing he heard and it came from none other than Goku. "Fine. But do not call me that anymore. I am now Tom again, for reasons that do not concern you in anyway whatsoever. Understood?" "Yes sir." was the reply from all of the people who just missed instant death by a hair. (In some cases, by a lot of hair. Others, none...)Then, Voldemort turned into a young looking guy with wavy hair and bright green eyes. Vegeta gasped realizing that he did look like his father. One of the girls in the back fainted, but it was later discovered to be Lucius. Tom turned and walked away, he was going downstairs at a high rate of speed. Then Vegeta muttered something under his breath."So, anyone know what in the heck just happened here?"Was the question of Avery. Then Snape broke down in tears. "He is not at all happy...Tom...If he took that name back, then it means he is going to do something extreme...he may confront..." Goku and Vegeta were laughing their heads off.They had just gotten back from locking Lucius in a cupboard. Snape looked at Vegeta with tears running down his cheeks and Vegeta laughed harder."Don't worry. This was all prophecied, he's been turned into a sixteen year-old by Seymore Snape. We won't be able to turn him back, but it sure will be fun to pick on him." The entire group began to laugh hysterically. They had a plan to be mischevious, and they were going to take it and make Tom proud to know that he had indeed taught them how to plan."Well, we have a bit of work to do. First off, Bulma, tonight at the sleepover, you have to cut the power. If we are planning on insulting him, we had better prepare for a bit of danger. But I think all of us here know that, to business then." The group of girls seperated from the boys. The girls were planning to bring every ounce of cosmetic materials they could find and then go buy some more. Then they emptied the make-up into a bucket and planned the levy that would dump the powder on the person who entered. The guys were planning insults, comebacks, and rude comments to make. Avery was suggested to make the comments because no one else had quite suffered the wrath of angry Tom as much as the rest.(Unless you count Vegeta, but that is a different type of story all together, so read that, and then you'll understand half of the things that are in here. Oh, and Seymore, read Bring Me To Life, then you will understand great humor comes with cows and mirrors...) Then the plan was set and the group apparated to Kaiba's and they explained everything. Kaiba was thrilled with the practical joke set and added a few of his own, but little did they know that danger was preparing for war, or is there a traitor amongst them?











OOOOOOOOHHHHHH...This story gonna be Sirius...I mean Serious after all? NO WAY!!! The traitor thing will turn out to be hysterical, and I know this chapter is awful compared to #1, but keep reading and it'll get better.
Thought I might add that the only thing I own in this story is the plot, and I know that many of these have been done before, but still, I put a lot of work into giving these characters opposite minds than the originals, so go to my homepage as well if you want the authors names who do own these, Like Rowling, Lucas,Toriyama etc. And if you people have any ideas about an ending, contact me!!!!
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