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	This is just a really funny story about Voldemort, Vegeta, Vader and their crews. Laugh and review. Chapter 1, The Announcement and Food

		As Vegeta awoke from his bed and pushed his I Love Goku Covers off, He yawned and wondered what his father, Voldemort was doing. But the smell of bacon, eggs, and Cheese Doodles caught his nose. He flew down the stairs to find Severus Snape cooking up breakfast Snape was wearing a bright pink apron and the rest was black. Vegeta smiled as he grabbed his plate. Then Goku walked down and waved at Vegeta. Vegeta waved back. The death eaters followed. Darth Vader walked in wearing his newly dubbed pink armor and helmet along with Voldemort, who was still in his Poke'mon pjs. Voldemort was yawning and almost tripped over Lucius' pocketbook. The two sat down and Voldemort was not very lively, to say the least. "Hi, dad." Vegeta said in a giddy tone after stuffing 10 cheese doodles in his mouth."Hello..." Was Voldemort's reply. Soon the room was quiet except for Vader's breathing and clanking of fork on mask, and Voldemort's hissy snoring into his grits. Then Goku whispered to Vegeta, "Wonder if he'll drown, or suffocate. What do you think? " Vegeta began to laugh and started throwing bacon at Voldemort's head. Then a game developed around the table and the death eaters were giving out points. 10 for hitting Voldemort, 20 for hitting his ears, 10,000 if you hit his nose. Snape, tired of the group picking on Voldemort, dumped a pitcher of orange juice on Voldemort's head and started heck. Voldemort began using the Cruciatius curse on everyone, twice on Avery. Then he ran upstairs to change. He was definately awake now. As soon as everyone got themselves picked up off the ground, laughter busted through."Dude, I didn't know he could run that fast!" Vegeta yelled. Snape even had to laugh because of the absolute hysterical event that had just happened. He went back to washing dishes. James Potter and the James off Team Rocket soon entered. Snape welcomed them and had them sit down and eat. Then they all broke out into singing the Hampster Dance song. Voldemort soon rejoined the group in proper dress and free of all grits, bacon pieces and orange juice. Suddenly, they all seemed to realize the same thing, there were no females anywhere, unless you count Lucius. The happy song stopped. "Where do you reckon they got too?" Vader exclaimed, but he was getting frustrated with the fork sticking out of his nose hole of his mask. Voldemort lazily said" Dunno, Acculos Repairo, Vader, that is the third time this week. When will you get it through your head that you can't eat? Oh well with you. So, why are we just sitting here?" Voldemort seemed frustrated about something, but who knows. Vegeta stood up and began to pace around thinking where the girls would be." I bet I know!" Goku shouted, scaring the crap out of Vegeta and making him trip. "They said they were going to tour Kaiba corp. today. I bet they are there, waiting for us to show up." Everyone realized that was where they were supposed to be." Well, I'm going to go get dressed and then I'm apparating. See you there." Vegeta exclaimed and apparated into his room. Goku walked to his room and got dressed. Then, all at once everyone apparated except Vader, who was left sitting at the table trying to figure out what had just happened Then Voldemort apparated back, grabbed Vader's arm and apparated back. Darth, completely confused, passed out as soon as they got there, for even he wasn't used to going that fast. Two of his troopers dragged him to the side. Kaiba walked out and handed out "Joey and Yugi for Pres. and Vice pins to all the people who came. Vegeta put his on, Voldemort, after poking himself thirty times, blasted his into oblivion. Vader dented his after he woke up and remembered his friends were all wizards.Then, the group moved inside where Joey and Yugi were waiting to greet, along with several angry girls.Vegeta and Goku smiled, trying to escape from the two heading straight for them. "HI, VEGETA. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? I HAVE ONLY BEEN HERE AN HOUR WAITING FOR YOU AND YOUR LAZY BUTT FRIENDS TO GET HERE." Vegeta smiled more and began to blush.Goku followed suit along with Voldemort, who looked quite strange with color in his cheeks. There was a long silence after Vegeta, Goku, Voldemort and Snape got chewed out for being so irresponsible. Then the two girls smiled and grabbed Vegeta and Goku away from the rest and back to the group of girls they were talking to while waiting. Then over a megaphone, Seto yelled,"If you would all come this way, I will lead you to the cafeteria where we can further discuss our evening plans," Voldemort looked as though he had been shot. He knew what was coming, but Vegeta was quite surprised. Snape began to curse because he wouldn't get to cook lunch or dinner. it seemed that this announcement only pleased the girls. All the men had been up since 3:00am planning to invent an item that was a fork, knife, spoon, and can opener in one. It was Voldemorts idea, that the convenience of this thing would be that muggles would need them, and to dip them in a potion that would kill them when they used it. The idea went over extremely well and they called it the Sforife-o-matic.It would be put on market in a week. Even Snape thought this was a good idea and decided he would make the potion. The plan was going to work!" I am exhausted and flat out sick of staying up late." Voldemort muttered lazily. "Aw, cheer up, Mr. Voldie, We are doing things that will benefit our people." Was Goku's reply.He recieved a cold glare from Voldemort and smiled back as he walked into the cafeteria."Welcome, all you people who have come. I would like to announce that tonight Kaiba Corp. will be having a sleep over, and you are all invited. WE WILL NOT SLEEP! We will be playing several games and this will be great bonding time for us all. This will be fun!" Was Kaiba's yelling over the megaphone. Lucius began to clap and shout. Voldemort slammed his head into the table and Goku laughed. Vegeta was caught in horror because of the fact that they would all be going, male and female.Bulma giggled and poked him in the arm; she knew exactly what he was thinking. That was about the time Snape grabbed Voldemort and stole his wand because he aimed an Avada Kadavra curse at himself. Vader was still trying to figure out what a sleepover was when Mario and Luigi walked in. The missed killing curse hit Mario and he yelled "Mamamia" and dissapeared and a bright game over light flashed above his head.Luigi had no clue what just hit his brother and decided to leave because these people freaked him out. Voldemort and Snape were in a fist fight because Snape wouldn't give Voldemort back his wand."Calm down, my Lord, you need to relax. You can sleep some other time, you don't get your wand back until you sit down and relax." Goku began laughing even harder as the two were running around in circles. then Snape jumped on the table and began to pretend that he was going to break Voldemort's wand. Joey suddenly attacked Snape and Voldemort grabbed his wand and yelled "Crucio!!!" at the top of his lungs and hit Snape.Then, he did the same to Avery for no reason at all. Vader sneezed and everyone else cringed."Dude, he needs wind shield wipers." Mokuba walked in and said. Vader ran out and tripped over his cape, hitting a glass window. Then, he finally figured out how to get out and left.Vegeta was still staring out in space and Goku was still laughing. Snape had gotten up and was talking to Voldemort about the ingenius device they had created, but Voldemort kept saying"Talk to the hand." Then lunch was served, cafeteria mashed potatoes and chili. Snape left along with Vegeta, for two different reasons, but together they left. Voldemort complained about the fact that they needed spoons, not forks, to eat this stuff with. Goku accidently ate the plate and had to leave to brush his teeth. The rest of the people left as well, to have good cooking, and the Kaibas, Joey, and Yugi joined them.

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