GM
Great Mistake
General Maintenance
Grossly Misconceived
Good Money
GMC
Garage Man's Companion
Gotta Mechanic Coming?
Gets Mechanics Crazy
Gods Mechanical Curse
Get More Chicks
Generally Mediocre Cars
Great Mountain Climber
HONDA
Had One Never Did Again
Hang On Not Done Accelerating
HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive
JEEP
Just Empty Every Pocket
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
Just Eats Every Part
MOPAR
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
Most Often Passed At Races
Move Over People Are Racing
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
Move Over Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
OLDSMOBILE
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
Overpriced Leisurely Driven Sedan Made of Buicks Irregular Leftover Equipment
PINTO
Put Nickel In To Operate
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
PONTIAC
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
PORSCHE
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
SAAB
Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
Sad Attempt At Beauty
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
SUBARU
Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
TOYOTA
The One You Ought To Avoid
VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
VW
Virtually Worthless