Jokes
How do you double the value of your mustang?
Fill the tank with gas.
Why do mustangs have rear window defrosters?
So you can warm your hands when you're pushing it in the winter.
How do you make a mustang fast?
Drop it out of a plane.
What do you call a mustang with twin tailpipes?
A wheelbarrow.
A guy goes into a parts shop and says "I'd like a tire for my mustang," the owner looks at him and says, "sounds like a fair trade to me."
