I'm HighPlainsView and I'm reporting for duty.
31 July 04
After hearing all that scarey talk about being violated in libraries, I figured I better sneak up to Wyoming for a couple days. Maybe throw them off my track. Shhh! The Library Police and other Bogey Men are lurking near.
I've never had a speeding ticket but I've paid some hefty overdue library book fines. I know they must have a file on me. And I see Librarians whisper alot!
It's probly 'cause I've checked out some books on political stuff. And last week, on the library elevator, I accidently pushed the button for the Staff Only Floor.
A little while later I was in the museum next door. A woman carrying important looking papers walked by and said, "Having a good day?" A carefully veiled threat and warning. What do you think?
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