TERMS OF AGREEMENT: You must read the Terms of Agreement before entering the agreed upon agreed page. I. You A. First off, let’s establish that you, the reader (referred to as "you" from herein out), suck. I’m sorry, but I can make no apology for how much you suck. It’s not my fault, so it’s not my problem. B. Second off, you do not own anything here. Everything technical displayed from herein out, including this Terms of Agreement, is property of me. Any unauthorized usage of anything, anything at all, will result in a minimum penalty of death. So, in other words, to quote my friend Mo, quoting his dad, the Big-G, "thou shalt not steal". C. You? What are you still doing here? II. Me A. I am better than you. I don’t get any real satisfaction from that, it’s just a statement of fact. If any of you believe that you are better than me, must schedule a dual with me immediately to prevent any other mis-understandings on who’s boss here. B. I am the boss. Anything I say is final. If you want to appeal to this process, please write it down on a separate piece of paper and throw it away (or burn it!) right away. C. Did I mention I’m the boss? III. Legal consequences A. I think we’re clear on that. Please refer to Section I, Part 2 of the Terms of Agreement if you’re a complete dumbass and haven’t read a word I’ve said. B. Uh, go to Hell. C. And finally, if you really have read all of this, I thank you for humouring me, but shun you for making fun of the way I spell humour.