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More about me that you ever wanted to know!
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sickos.
DON’T
BELIEVE ANYTHING YOU READ HERE
It’s all
stuff I made up to tick you off. (Love ya, mom!)
“Let me tell you a little bit about myself. My
name is Noah, but they call me "Madnana". I'm 18 years old, and a
GRADUATE from Gresham
High School. And, I'm going to the University of Oregon
in the fall! I enjoy singing and writing music. I LOVE MUSIC!!! I also love the
theater. Check out GHSdrama! I mainly like musical comedies (preferably rock operas).
Did I mention I love music? That's all you really need to know about me.
(J'aime parler français aussi.)”
--Noah Madrano, 1996 (updated since then)
“I take a different look on life. The kind where all those s**t-heads in life
kiss my big, fat, hairy arse. You know,
that kind.”
--Noah Madrano, Fall 2000
This page here is all about change. Not the kind you find in your pocket, on the
ground, or in your dryer, but rather the thing where you’re different than
before.
In many ways, I’m the same person as the 1996
statement. My name is still Noah, and
some still call me Madnana. I am still,
and will always be a graduate from Gresham High School. I still enjoy singing and writing music, and
music in general, and theater, and… screw it.
This page isn’t about change at all.
Let us now focus on what has changed. As of October 15, 2000, I’m not 18
anymore. I’m 19 (21 as far as the R.A.
is concerned). Uh, I don’t really speak
a lot of French anymore. Zut
alors! I like to smoke [illegal
substance]. If the government would
legalize it, then I wouldn’t have a problem, and neither would you, so shut yo
mouth! Oh, and as anyone in my dorm can
tell you, I like to do a
little happy dance.
Hobbies: Let’s see… Playing guitar, and piano, and
SINGING. I collect CDs, which is an
art, as you can well imagine. I like to
drink (water), and light up (just kidding), and Napster. Other than that, I’ve been involved in
photography, music, theater, sex, skinny dipping, pornography, and web
design. That’s about it.
Friends: Yeah, contrary to popular belief, I have ‘em. Just not all of ‘em are Internet
compliant. In fact, only 3 of ‘em have
sites worth mentioning (which doesn’t mean I don’t like my other friends). Anyway, there’s Alisha back home, and Christina and Marisa down here. Check ‘em out and mention my name. J
If you really wanna know more (Gee golly you’re
persistent!) then read one of these stupid surveys I get every week and I have
to fill out or else my [ears] get chopped off:
This is one of the very few cool surveys. It has questions that I've never seen on
most surveys before. It's divided into
4 SHORT sections, and is numbered backwards so you know how long until you're
done with it.
26. What's your middle name? Trenton.
25. Do you have an e-mail address? Yes, yes I do.
24. What is the total sum of your phone number? 40.
23. Have you read Hamlet? To read or not to
read--that is the question.
-- SOME MUSICAL QUESTIONS FOR YOU --
22. Where & when did you buy your latest
CD, and what was it? Stroke 9’s “Nasty Little Thoughts” (it kicks
@$$)
21. What's the best track on that CD? "Little Black
Back Pack”, “Letters”.
20. Have you ever danced to a Backstreet Boys
song?
They are The Ones that Showed Me the Meaning of Being Lonely. Everybody is Larger Than Life, and I Want it
That Way, okay?
19. What do you think about that new Matchbox
Twenty song? I think the video kicks @$$, but their new album isn't that
great. It takes a while to get used to.
18. Do you miss The Beat @ 107.5? Yes, I
have no radio station to listen to now.
17. Can you play any musical instruments? I've been accused
of playing piano, smashing my guitars, and trying to play trombone in the 6th
grade. I'm no good at any of it. That's why I sing! :)
16. Have you ever written a song for a guy/girl
(and then sang it for them)? Yeah, I did.
-- ah... how ROMANTIC! --
15. Do I, the sender, turn you on? Oh yeah!
14. Do you think you turn me on? maybe
13. Would you ever kiss/date/have sex with the
sender?
maybe
12. Please??? ok! :)
11. If you were offered $1,000,000 to **** a
member of the same sex, would you? I don't know, that's A LOT of money...
10. Have you ever dated your cousin? Both my cousins
are male!
9. Tell the sender something he/she doesn't
know about your love life: I don't have a love life!
-- OTHER $h!+ --
8. What's the last movie you rented? Being John
Malcovich
7. Does the number 42 have any significance in
your life? Yeah! 42 is the answer!
6. Do you/have you ever owned a Mickey Mouse
poster?
Nope.
5. Have you ever consumed either alcohol or
drugs?
Does asprin count? What about vodka or pot?
4. Have you ever eaten Papa John's pizza? Eat it! I live and
breathe it!
3. ...and how did he feel about that? He didn't like
that at all.
2. How can you tell it's time to fill the gas
tank?
When it's been on "EMPTY" for about a week.
1. What do you think the last question should
be?
"Wanna f k?"
THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME. HAVE A NICE DAY!! :)
That’s it.
For those who read all the way through: Thank you. For those who didn’t: F*** you.
--Madnana
e-mail Madnana at [email protected]
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Hey, ladies, I’m glad you found this, because I
wanna f k you. That’s all I gotta say about that. My “jealous girlfriend” wanted me to remove
the old $h!+, so I did. Let me know as
soon as you find this, Carly.