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| The "dog days" of summer are fast
approaching, but it is ALWAYS a good day to be a dog.
Here are some reasons why..... It doesn't bother you if your favorite
television show is a rerun.
People at drive-through windows never charge you for treats.
Your friends don't think less of you for passing gas.
No one gets mad if you fall asleep while they're talking.
The older you get, the more people respect you get.
Someone else combs your hair.
People think you're normal if you stick your head out the
window to feel the wind in your hair.
A garbage can is a fast-food stop.
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MAKE SURE YOU GUYS GO TO THE WEBSITE AND CLICK YES...
The government is considering a new holiday and the Globe and Mail is
doing a poll on if we as Canadians would like to have
another national holiday same as US Presidents day
but ours would be Prime Minister day. Please go to
the attached link and vote "yes" and maybe we will get another
long weekend.
Pass this on to everybody you know!!!
http://www.globeandmail.com/series/primeministers/
The results will be announced in the Globe and on CTV on the proposed
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Doggie Quotes
"If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise"
--Unknown
"Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant."
--Unknown
"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies."
--Gene Hill
"In dog years, I'm dead." --Unknown
"To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant
popularity
of dogs." --Aldous Huxley
"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn
around
three times before lying down." --Robert Benchley
"Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked
in? I
think that's how dogs spend their lives." --Sue Murphy
"I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't
got
the guts to bite people themselves." --August Strindberg
"No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture
unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the
conversation." --Fran Lebowitz
"Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here
we come
back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul--chicken,
pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on
earth!" --Anne Tyler
"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a
weird
religious cult." --Rita Rudner
"My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up
to 99
cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money." --Joe Weinstein
"If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain
dogs
I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons."
--James Thurber
"You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry
a
person with pets." --Nora Ephron
"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence
that
you are wonderful." --Ann Landers
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs
should
relax and get used to the idea." --Robert A. Heinlein
"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance,
everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that
will ignore him." --Dereke Bruce, Taipei, Taiwan
"Of all the things I miss from veterinary practice, puppy
breath
is one of the most fond memories!" --Dr. Tom Cat
"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking
your
face. --Ben Williams
"When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem."
--Edward Abbey
"Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always
try to
make it look like the dog did it." --Unknown
"Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy
the wag
of his tail." --Unknown
"No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation
as the dog does." --Christopher Morley
"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than
he
loves himself." --Josh Billings
"Man is a dog's idea of what God should be." --Holbrook
Jackson
"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person."
--Andrew A. Rooney
"He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog.
You
are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful
and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be
worthy of such devotion." --Unknown
"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous,
he will
not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and
a man." --Mark Twain
"Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed
by a
Great Dane." --Smiley Blanton
"I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look
of
amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think
humans are nuts." --John Steinbeck
New Jan. 18, 2002
Dogs don't cry (unless they have
to pee).
Dogs love it when your friends
come over.
Dogs think you sing great.
A dog's time in the bathroom is
confined to a quick drink.
The later you are, the more
excited dogs are to see you
Dogs will forgive you for playing
with other dogs.
Dogs don't notice if you call
them by another dog's name.
Dogs don't mind if you give their
offspring away.
Anyone can get a good-looking
dog.
Dogs like it when you leave lots
of things on the floor.
A dog's disposition stays the
same all month long.
A dog's parents never visit.
No dog ever put on 100 pounds
after reaching adulthood.
Dogs agree that you have to raise
your voice to get your point across.
Dogs never expect gifts.
Dogs don't worry about germs.
Dogs would rather have you buy
them a hamburger dinner than a lobster one.
You never have to wait for a dog,
they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
Dogs never want foot-rubs.
Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public.
Jan 22, 2002
New Dog Cross Breeds
The following breeds are now recognized by the AKC:
Collie + Lhasa Apso
Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport
Spitz + Chow Chow
Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot
Pointer + Setter
Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet
Great Pyrenees + Dachshund
Pyradachs, a puzzling breed
Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso
Peekasso, an abstract dog
Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel
Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle
Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever
Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists
Newfoundland + Basset Hound
Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors
Terrier + Bulldog
Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes
Bloodhound + Labrador
Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly
Malamute + Pointer
Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway
Collie + Malamute
Commute, a dog that travels to work
Deerhound + Terrier
Derriere, a dog that's true to the end
Bull Terrier + ShihTzu
Oh, never mind....
