Will: �He roped himself a couple of sea turtles.�
Mr. Gibbs: �Aye. Sea turtles.�
Will: "What did he use for rope?"
Mr. Gibbs: "Uh, well..."
(They both look up and see Jack standing there)
Jack: "Human hair� From my back."
Jack:"You know for your great dislike of pirates, you're well on your way to becoming one. You've sprung a man prison, comadeered and a ship of the fleet, picked up a scandaless crew in Tortuga, and you're obsessed with treasure."
Will: �I am not obsessed with treasure!�
Jack: �Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.�
Jack: (to Will) "Do us a favor...I know it's hard...but stay here, and try not to do anything...stupid."
Jack: "You forgot one very important thing mate... I'm Captain Jack Sparrow."
Elizabeth: �The Interceptor is the fastest ship in the Caribbean!�
Anamaria: �You can tell them that after they've caught us!�
Jack: "Stop blowing holes in my ship!"
Elizabeth: �Will!�
Will: �Elizabeth!�
Jack: �Monkey!�
Barbossa: "Thank you, Jack."
Jack: "You're welcome."
Barbossa: "No, not you. We named the monkey Jack."
(Will points his pistol at Barbossa)
Barbossa: "You've only got one shot and we can't die."
(Will darts back, jumping on the edge of the ship while pointing the pistol to his chin)
Will: "You can't. I can."
Barbossa: "Who are you?"
(Jack runs up and puts himself between Will and Barbossa)
Jack: "No one! He's no one! Distant cousin of my aunt's nephew. Twice removed. Lovely
singing voice though. Eunuch!"
Will: �My name is Will Turner, my father was Bootstrap Bill Turner. His blood runs in my veins!�
Ragetti: �Why, it's the spittin' image of Bootstrap come back to haunt us!
Will: �And on my word, do as I say, or I will pull the trigger and be lost forever in Davy Jones's locker!�
Pintel: �It was only after that, did we find out that it was Bootstrap's blood we needed.�
Ragetti: �That�s what you call ironic.�
Elizabeth: "So that's it, then? The bug secret, the grand adventure of the infamous Captain Jack Sparrow? You spent three days, lying on a beach drinking rum?"
Jack: (lifts rum bottles) "Welcome to the Caribbean, love."
Jack: �What are you doing? You've burnt all the food, the shade, THE RUM!�
Elizabeth: �Yes, the rum is gone!�
Jack: "Why is the rum gone?"
Elizabeth: "One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire Royal Navy is out looking for me, do you really think that there is even the slightest chance that they won�t see it?"
Jack: "BUT WHY IS THE RUM GONE?!"
Jack: "Must've been terrible for you to be trapped here on the island, Jack�
(puts on a falsetto voice, mocking Elizabeth)
'Must've been terrible for you.' Well it bloody is now!"
(he stops walking along the beach, spotting a ship)
"There'll be no living with her after this."
Jack: "A wedding! I love weddings. Drinks all around!"
Norrington: �Mr. Sparrow, you will accompany these men to the helm where you will give them directions to Isle de Muerta. And for the remainder of the voyage I want you to consider every possible meaning of the words, �Silent as the grave.��
Pintel: �No, reason to fret, it's just the prick of a finger and a few drops of blood.�
Bo'sun: �No mistake this time. He's only half Turner, we spill it all!�
Pintel: �I guess there is a reason to fret.�
Will: "Where is Elizabeth?"
Jack: (slaps guys hand) "She's safe just like I promised, she's set to marry Norrington just like she promised, and you get to die for her just like you promised. So you see we are all men of our word really... except for Elizabeth, who is, in fact, a woman."
Barbossa: �I don't trust your word.�
Jack: �Yes, well, out of the two of us I'm the only one who hasn't committed mutiny, so it will be my word that we'll be trusting. Savvy?�
