Elizabeth: �Well, women in London must have learned not to breathe.�
Harbormaster: �Hold up there! It's a shilling to tie up your boat and I'll need to know your name.�
Jack: �What do you say to three shillings and we forget the name.�
Harbormaster: �Welcome to Port Royal, Mr. Smith!�
(Harbormaster walks off and Jack steals his money bag)
Murtogg: �This deck is off limits to civilians.�
Jack: �Well, if I see one I will be sure to alert you.�
Mullroy: �You! Step away from there!�
Jack: �But it's such a pretty boat - I mean ship.�
Mullroy: "What�s your purpose in Port Royal , Mr. Smith?"
Murtogg: "Yeah, and no lies."
Jack: "Well, then, I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out!"
Norrington: "You are without doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of."
Jack: "But you have heard of me."
Jack: �Watch the goods love.�
Elizabeth: �You are despicable!�
Jack: �Sticks and stones love. I saved your life you saved mine, we're square.�
Will: "You're the one they're hunting. The pirate."
Jack: "You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?"
Will: "I make a point of avoiding familiarity with pirates."
Jack: "Ah. Well, it would be a shame to put a black mark on your record. If you'll excuse me�"
(He moves to the door but Will grabs a sword, stopping him)
Jack: "You think this wise, boy, crossing blades with a pirate?"
Will: "You threatened Ms. Swann."
Jack: "Only a little."
Jack: "Who makes all these?"
Will: "I do! And I practice with them � three hours a day!"
Jack: "You need to find yourself a girl, mate!"
(They continue fighting once more, until they block each others swords)
Jack: "Or, perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch, are you?" (looks down)
Will: "I practice three hours a day, so when I meet a pirate, I can kill it!"
Will: "You cheated."
Jack: "...Pirate!"
(Jack lifts his pistol, pointing it at Will)
Jack: "Move away!"
Will: "No!"
Jack: "Please move?!"
Will: "No! I cannot just step aside and let you escape!"
Jack: (cocks pistol) "This shot was not meant for you."
Grapple: �Say goodbye!�
(A sign swings down and hits Grapple through a shop window.)
Will: �Goodbye.�
Elizabeth: �Capt. Barbossa, I am here to discuss the cessation of hostilities toward Port Royal.�
Barbossa: �Those are a lot of big words. We're not but humble pirates. What do you want?�
Elizabeth: �I want you to leave and never return.�
Barbossa: �Well, I'm afraid I'm disinclined to acquiesce your request. That means �no.��
Inmate: �The Black Pearl... I've heard stories about it...it's been preying on ships...it leaves no survivors��
Jack: �No survivors? Then where do the stories come from, I wonder?�
Barbossa: �For to long have I been parched of thirst yet unable to quench it. Too long I've been starving to death and haven't died. I feel nothing. Not the wind on my face nor the spray of the sea. Nor the warmth of a woman's flesh.�
(steps into moonlight becoming a skeleton)
�You best start believing in ghost stories Miss Turner, you're in one!�
Barbossa: �First of all, Miss Turner, returning you to shore was never part of our agreement. Second, you are not a pirate, so the Pirate's Code does not apply. And third, the Pirate's Code is more of a set of what you'd call "guidelines" than actual rules. Welcome aboard the Black Pearl, Miss Turner�
Jack: �You not dealing with normal pirates. Cruel, demented, vicious pirates to be certain, but cruel, demented, vicious pirates who cannot be killed.�