After dropping out of college(cos he wis too stoned) and failed attempts at puntin'(too stoned) the soft-hearted stono took up employment with Sainsbury's(thanks to his ma').
Adams infactuation with the lassie across the hall,coupled with confusion about his sexuality has led him to purchase interior designs for the house and spend his spare time spanking off to the men's swimming finals..He has recently applied for a new job,keep watching for updates..
Worried if your gay,do you like firemen or shite on your bell-end?
Try Adam's Homo Test.
Remarkable resemblence
Homo rating; Graham Norton.