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ADAM'S HOMO TEST
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Note: These questions apply to men only, sorry would-be-dykes.
Answer the questions by ticking the box, add up your score then click the link at the bottom of the page.
What's your favourite colour?
a) Blue

b) Green

c) Red
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1 point
d) Yellow

e) Purple

f) Orange		 1 point

2 points

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g) Pink

h) Other?
3 points

0 points
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Which of these fruits/veg do you prefer?
a) Carrots

b) Cucumbers

c) Apples		 1 point

3 points

0 points		 d) Oranges

e)Bananas

f) Nuts
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1 point

2 points
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When washing your clothes, which type of stain do find most often?
d) Semen

e) Wine

f) Grass		 3 points

1 point

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a) Skidmarks

b) Lipstick

c) Choclate
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1 point

1 point
Penguins or Giraffes?
Pengiuns

Giraffes
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2 points
Which wallpaper would you pick?
c) Flowers

d) Muscular men playing 'leapfrog'
a) Stripes

b) Spots		 1 point

5 points
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e) Depend on the curtains
3 points
Which of these singers/artists do you prefer?
1 points

3 points

- 2 points
a) Britney Spears

b) George Michael

c) Westlife		 1 point

3 points

5 points		 d) Eminem

e) Celine Dion

f) Jennifer Ellison
You spy your girlfriend kissing another man, do you-
a) Run up and smash his face in

b) Walk away and cry

c) Plan to assault him with a hammer after his work
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d) I don't go out with girls

e) Masterbate

f) Pull down his trousers, bend him over and ride him like a pony
5 points

you sick cunt

9 points
Have you ever gargled milk?
Yes

No		 3 points

0 points
How would you like a threesome?
a) 1 guy 2 girls

b) 2 guys 1 girl		 c) 3 guys

d) 3 girls while you watch
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1 point		 10 points (and you wonder if your gay!)

- 3 points
e) 1 guy 1 sheep 1 gerbil

f) 1 guy 1 magazine 1 box of tissues
0 points but you should seek help

Depends on which magazine but your sad
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