Do you have enoughin your life?

Welcome to the First Church of Jessie homepage.  I'm Reverend Jessie, the founder of this church.  Do you find yourself puzzled by some of the passages in your holy books?  Are you troubled by the hypocrasy of the so-called "moral men" around you?  Do you find yourself dozing off during worship?  Have you ever wondered what's really under that huge hat the Pope wears?  If so, you've come to the right place.

First of all, if you're easily offended, go somewhere else.  The first rule in the Church of Jessie is that while all people are tolerated, all behavior is not.  This means that I don't give a shit if you're Christian, Jewish, Muslim, black, white, hispanic, or covered in purple polka dots.  If you're open to new ideas that may be different than your own, then feel free to stay.  But if you plan to send me nasty email or whatever, then go somewhere else you psycho.

Second of all, I am not - nor do I claim to be - a deity.  Nope, I lay no claim to the title of G-O-D.  I am also not a real Reverend.  It's just a title, baby.  The name of the "church" simply refers to the fact that my beliefs are unique to me.  So there.  I was told that it was arrogant to declare myself a deity, so this is just to dispel that myth.

That having been said, this webpage contains lots of goodies for the spiritually questioning among you.  Look around and if you like what you see, then please me.

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