You dodge the rubble from the ceiling and pick off the deadites as they drop from above.
Your chainsaw does quick business of the zombies who try to attack.
While putting the finishing touches on one- another dives from above and knocks you over. You grapple with him on the floor as two more drop down and begin aiding their friend. They kick and punch at you, just like the cheap bastards that they are.
You over power the creature you are wrestling with and use your metal fist to break the knee caps of those deadites who are attacking you.
Getting to your feet you can't seem to find your chainsaw so you bring up your fists. Jab, jab, hook. You take off the head of a zombie with your killer metal hand.
You kick another deadite in the gut and he falls down into the fruit cellar, no doubt breaking him in half.
One deadite left, but where'd he go? You turn around to look for him and he seems to be missing. . . . And so's your chainsaw.
You kick open the front door to see only darkness. You guess the passage on the tape recorder stopped any more of the evil from entering our world but there's still the one remaining out there. And he's got your chainsaw.
You go to your car and pop open the lock box you had in there. You toss the key aside and pull out the Whinchester. There's only one deadite left, but he's crafty and resourceful. He took away your main weapon in a time of need, he knows what he's doing. Plus the fact that nobody steals your chainsaw, and lives.
Before you didn't have time to take out the Whinchester. Now that you have it: it's time to do some damage.
"The professor did it didn't he? He stopped your asses from getting into this world? You're the last one!"
You blast off three shots into the woods. You spin around, watching your back. You check the cabin- no roof and the sides are falling apart.
"I'll swallow your soul!" The deadite flips over your head like an acrobat and lands right in front of you.
"Pretty impressive for a half-decayed piece of slime!"
The deadite holds your chainsaw tightly and brings it up to his chest.
He grins and shows his brown teeth. You bring up the Whinchester and aim it right at his heart.
"You will never defeat us!" The zombie moans. You give him a wink and pull the trigger on the Whinchester- blowing him ten feet back.
As he lays in the dirt you run up to him to finish him off. You aim the gun down at his motionless body but he springs to action and brings the chainsaw out. He quickly swings it and splits your Whinchester in half. The creature gets to his feet and waves the chainsaw on your face. You take a defensive position and stay back far enough so the bastard doesn't get a piece of you.
"Not so bad without your gun are you?" He mocks.
You can't grab it from him, there's no way you're quick enough to take him down without getting sliced by the saw, so there's only one option: RUN!
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