You look up at the black and brown teeth of the cowboy laughing at you.
Time to kick some ass!
You swing your right arm and bash him in the face with your metal hand. It sends him flying back into the wall. His buddies try to pick him up and toss him back into the fight. He seems out of it.

"That was my cousin!" Another cowboy shouts.
"Yeah, probably your uncle too!" You remark.
He charges at you enraged and you flip him over your head sending him through a table.
The men at the table get up and swing their chairs at you. You duck the shots and slug them all in the chin.

"Come here!" One says as he breaks a bottle on the bar and intends to use it as a weapon.
You pick up a chair and toss it at him. It smashes over his head and knocks him cold.

You're an ass kicker for the new millenium. These guys don't stand a chance.
After a couple of minutes the only people left standing are the whore, the bartender, and you.
You tip your cap at the whore.
"Ma'am."
Before you exit the bar and head for the streets you decide to grab something to use later. You crouch down at a fallen cowboy.

What do you take? Get his whiskey bottle

or

Grab his wallet

or

Forget going to the gun shop, take his revolver

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