"What can I do ya for partner?" The old man behind the register asks.
"I'm, ah, looking for a gun. I have a showdown with a big guy later today."
"Well, you came to the right place!" The old man adjusts his glasses and tips back his black hat. "We've got everything you could possibly want." He goes over to the wall of guns. It's an impressive rack.
You notice some things that you've used before as well as some things you've never seen before.

"Look at this! Just got it in!" He pulls a Whinchester off the wall at shows it to you. "The quickest thing out there! You can take out a group of charging cattle with this!"
"Nice."
"This is a Remington, I've never used it before but it looks like it can blow a hole in an elephant." You look over the Remington in which you were all so familiar with.
"Six shooter!" He whips out a small gun an rolls the barrel down his sleve. "Always good for a showdown." He turns to you and looks you over. "So son, how much money do you have to pay with?"

You check your pockets, nothing. You dump out your boot, nothing but dirt. You check everywhere. You're flat broke.
"Uh, I do have this." You raise the whiskey bottle and show it to the old man.
He grabs the bottle and looks it over.
"OK, partner, straight up trade. This whiskey for the Remington."

You have no choice, you need the gun!

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