Porno toThe People
"Survey"
Porno Rico is currently looking to add to the ranks of his "lady friends."  (Note:  the terms "stable" and "fillies" have been replaced with the more acceptable "ladyfriend.")

To see if you meet the minimum requirements, please answer the following 24 questions, and fucking SUBMIT.  

1.  Are you able to lift 50-75lbs repeatedly?  Y/N 

2.  You like that don't you?  Y/N/Oh yeeaaahhhh... 

3.  List your allergies.       
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4.  Can you cook, darlin?  Y/N/No, but I'm rich 

5.  You ARE rich aren't you?  Y/N/No, but check THESE out! 

6.  Describe your feelings on getting XXXXXX(Censored: too raunchy for internet)    

7.  Stay off that blow.  Yeah, that's not a question, but it's a suggestion.  More of an order, I guess. 

8.  List your top five fave albums.  (Note:  indie rock records WILL disqualify all but the hottest/richest women.)    
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