---Okay, I'll give you this one, only because I feel like it's a trick question. You light the cigarette, say, "Rico, I feel safer right now than I ever have in my life. FUCK a seatbelt." Then you giggle when I kiss you, pull out your cellphone and inexplicably transfer $5,000 into my bank account as if under some kind of Porno Rico spell.
12. Yeah, you like my hair, huh? You wanna feel it? Y/N/No, I wanna feel your _____.
13. You look good in:
a) jeans b) skirt c) rich-looking, fancy-type, officita clothes d) kinda drunk and silly and rolling around on my bed, trying to get me interested, all naked an' shit, and giving me that fuck-me-Rico look and I'm just...
okay forget a/b/c you all know the answer to this one.
14. Man, this is FUN. You enjoying this? Y/N/Uhh, whatever you say.
15. Drop the attitude honey. Y/N/Fuck YOU, ding dong?
16. DING dong? Oh, you're one hot-blooded FOX, aren't you? Y/N/I'm outta here/I'm calling my lawyer.
17. Okay, okay, okay... I'm sorry. I was just kinda nervous and intimidated 'cause I've never met a woman like you. Would you give me another chance? Y/N/God YES!
18. SYKE! "Nervous and intimidated!?" You oughta know me better than that. You better get to steppin!
19. Okay, this thing is getting out of control. Time to reign this filly in.
20. You think I'm nuts, don't you? Y/N/I refuse to answer on the grounds that it may incriminate me.
21. Can I call you "Josephine?" Y/N/Call me "Whenever." 22. Nasty. I like 'em trashy (or rich, or classy, or evil, or innocent, or brilliant, or poor-but-proud, or dumb, or deaf), but not easy. Got that? Y/N/But I AM evil, give me another chance, Rico! -- Sorry, honey, I can see you're evil, but ol' Porno's got his standards.
23. How many teeth do you have?
24. Are you, uhh, ovulating? Y/N --Sorry, my high-powered, evil, barracuda lawyer made me ask that. He gets my leftovers.
He's okay, I guess. Kind of a jerk, but he's got a way of beating every rap the cops lay on me -- the player hatin' porkers. Bonus question: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!! Please write a paragraph describing what is hot and nasty and Pornolicious (TM) about this statement.