OK furst a brief description of the MOVEE:
SYNOMOSPIS: ok furst there is this hot chick with huge boobs and she is like always naked during the movie and boobtacular and shit and and she's like real good at baseball butt the baseball coach says 2 her GIRL! I AINT WANTIN NO GIRL ON MY BASEBALL TEAM! and then shes gets reall pizzed off so she tries 2 get the coach 2 have sex with her (SEDUCE HIM) so she can get him fired but then she fins out that he is really a VAMPIRE (a gay vampire that is)! OMG OMG OMG OMG. so then the vampire coach tries to bite the hot chick but she spin kicks him in the chest and he falls against his trophy case and all the trophies fall on his head
and then the trophies fall on his head and he is knocked unconshus and the hot girl is panicking cause she is fucking dumb as any other motherfucking hot chick so she's like OH I DONT WANT TO GO TO JALE FOR MURDERING A MANS! so she runs away but she falls over cuz her boobs are so largetacular and the police officers catch her and say YOUNG WOMAN U BE UNDER ARRETSED FOR THE MURDERING OF SAMUEL JENKINS THE GAY HOCKEY COACH but he really coached baseball so i fire the guy who was supposed to say that line cause he is about as dumb as the dried sperm in eminems anus and then the movie goes on
ok so one of the police officers (a nobel black man played by someone black) belives that she was self defensing against the vampire but it turns out that the police chiefs of the police station was actually the GAY HOCKEY COACHES GAY LOVER! oh geeze this man is ANGRY cause he can no longer get any of that 100% man in his 100% man if u know what I mean! he is looking for vengeancing! so the nobel black man is risking his job against the evil corrupt white man oh geeze it is an epic battle but then suddenly the president of hte uNited states comes down in a helichopper
the president also was the gay lover of the baseball coach so he says to the chief "I AM SORRY FOR OUR LOSSES" and hten he also says to the (dumb) hot chick "DIE BITCH" and he waves to his secret service and they shoot the hot chick in the brain and she dies and there is very sad music everyoen cries and also the PRESDIENT'S DAUGHTER IS RETARDED (probably inbred)!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO. whenever you put a retard in a movie its called DRAMA and ne1 who laughs is an INSENSITIVE COCK NUGGET. ok sorry onwards
ok so the hot chick is dead and it is raining and her white shirt is clinging to her massive chest and its very sexy yet dramatic and then the nobel black man comes out of the police station and sees the hot girl and thinks "damn she was innocent damn the corrupt white man in positions of power!" and he pulls out his gun like a motherfucking CHOCOLATE RAMBO and starts cappin everyone and he fuckin shoots the president in the eye and it turns out the motherfucker is a ROBOT!
the secret service then takes out there guns and shoots the nobel black man he cries out in pain but holds on to his gun to shoot 100 more police officers/secret services agents and he staggers towards the gay police chief who draws a samurai sword at this point and the nobel black man draws out his switchblade and they spar until finally the black man is stabbed through the stomach with the sword but he manages to pull the police chief closer to him and stab him with his blade before he goes down and the movie ends with the picture of a BLOODY NEGRO HAND CLASPING THE L.A.P.D BADGE AS THE RAIN POURS DOWN ALL AROUND HIM the end
thank u for reading my skript below u will find a PROSPECTIVE CAST
hot baseball chick: theres so many dumb sluts out there it dont really matter except britney draws fuckn crowds
nobel police man: either denzel washington or eddie murphy (his work in the klumps was spectacular)
gay hockey coach: i would have to say either tom cruise or that other gay white guy john travolta or somethin
gay police chief: christopher walken he is the best gay police chief i ever saw in gremlins 2
robot president: this will have to be anthony hopkins i dont even no who the fuck that is but oh well
this movvie was written by MACBALLER THE SUGAR PLUM FAIRY SEXUAL CHOCOLATE KING OF SEX
thank u and good nite.
below is a small impression of dr dre after spending a night at geraldo rivera's house
DR DRE: oh no wear am i AND WEARS MY BRA??? i better make another shitty cd for all the white kids so i can buy a new one!
well thank u for reading all this textual things good bye and good night my young friend.
