| WELCOME 2 THE MOVIE SKRIPT PAGE DOS OUT OF DOS! DOS MEANS TWO IN JAP TALK U IGNORANT HATERS. OK THIS PAGE IS DIFFERENT FRUM THE LAST BECUZ IT WILL SHOW THE ACTUAL LINES (SENTENCE WORDS) THE ACTORES(ACTREES) SAY DURING THE MOVIE IT WILL HELP NE ONE AT HOME WHO IS TRYING TO PERFORM IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| ONE HOT CHICK, A ROBOT AND A QUEER: A MOVEE BY MACBALLER4000: ACT I, SCENE 3 "NINJA VS GAYZORG"... |
| ok furst to set the scene of the movie ok we are at the hot chick's locker and she FINDS A NOTE INSIDE THAT MAKES HER PISSED LIKE AN ANGRY DUNG BEETLE WHOS PRIZE SHIT WAS STOLEN BY HIS JEALOUS COUSIN !!!!!!!!!!! ok onwerd my european avant-garde |
| SCRIPT: ACT 1, SCENE 3 "NINJA VS GAYZORG"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| this scene occurs right after the hot girl tries 2 seduce the baseball coach so he will sex her and then she can get him fired hot girl opens locker and sees note inside it is says to her "STAY AWAY WHORE" - gay baseball coach this makes her enfurying and she slams her locker and storms into gay coach's office (THIS IS AFTER HOURS THE SCHOOL IS EMPTY ACCEPT FOR GAY COACH AND GIRL) |
| HOTGIRL: so u won't sex me huh! well i guess im just gonna have to take care of u myself. GAYCOACH: im sorry, i find all woman as repulsive as ricki lake HOTGIRL: wow thats pretty fuckin sick GAYCOACH: (nods saddly) i can only find love in the arms of a man AND I AM A VAMPIRE! (advances on hot girl with teeth sharply glinting in the lite) HOTGIRL: u r a vampire! i knew it. (spinkicks gay coach in chest gay coach flies into trophy case) GAYCOACH: u will have 2 do better than that 2 destroy me, wench! have u never read a book? HOTGIRL: i can do a handstand! GAYCOACH: what the fuck? (then the trophies fall on his head and he dyes deader than dr dre's disease-ridden crotch) HOTGIRL: oh no i killt a man! i best run away (she runs but then trips over cuz she is weigh downed by her chesticles hahaha CHESTICLES... fuk me i m the shit. anyways she trips and two polices come in and arrest her cuz they were spyin on the hot chick wile she was in the shower and saw her kill the gay coach) POLICE1: wench u be under arrested for the murder of gay coach sam jenkins! HOTGIRL: but i didnt do it and i have big boobs heehee POLICE2: that's true... POLICE1: yes but we were all ready arrested 4 raping a black man with a broom so we better be good POLICE2: i am white and i am a racist police officer! POLICE1: same here! cuff her mickey. HOTGIRL: noooooooooooooooooo he was a vampire dont u see his teeth (BUT HIS TEETH ARE RETRACTIVING AND ARE GONE) POLICE1: you insane bitch POLICE2: dont say insane, or else she'll slip right through our farce of a justice system POLICE1: oops shit can u forget what i just said HOTGIRL: ok me forget but i do have big boobs FADE TO BLACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ok that is the end of my movie skript so far i hoping u like it if u dont i believe u r a racist hater and shall rot in eternal torment |
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