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| welcome and hello to my page it is for learning, teaching and sexifiying it is hot like gravy u aint reddy for this jelly beotch ok n e ways this is my furst MOVIE REVIEW and review 4 all u ignorant haterz is when u take somethin and so how shitty and racialist it is ok this movee is very racialisst and not that friendly at all to use youngins' HELP A TICK IS IN MY BRAIN AND ITS BURWROING DEEPRS AND LAYING EGGS OH MY GODFD!!!!!!!!!! |
| GREETINGS WELCOME TO THE MACBALLER'S PIMPBALLER'S SHACK OF MOVEE REVIEWS MOVIES REVIEW #1 |
| MACBALLER'S MOVIE REVIEW OF A SERTAIN MOVIE CALLED BLACK HAWN DOWK |
| ok this movee review may not be right on time butt let me remind u that i am not some overweight middle aged white boy who spends all his time thinking about old country buffet i m the macballer i live in the gehetto and i do not have a lot of time to watch movies butt when i do i will refivew them and tell u WHAT I THINK on 2 the review hearty WENCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| greetings and welcome 2 the review section !!!!!! 1st off i will start with a POLOT SUMMORY 4 u ignorant hatesrs a PLIOT SUMMORY is wen u rapidualy tell the STORY OF THE MOVIE in textual formatting POLOT SUMMORY: ok first the movie starts out with the wight man hovering in his helichopper shooting all the starving black people on the ground and laughing heartily as their brains explode into many peaces that is when u no that this movie is very racialismistic and the white boys say FLY BACK 2 BASE 2 FETCH THE GUNS AND KNIFES FOR WHICH WITH TO STAB THE NEJROS WITH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and then the white army mens come and kill all the innocents womens and children in the afrikan city because they are VERY RACIALISTIC PERSONS and this movee spreads its messaage of hatred and destructioning ON TO THE REVIEW BY MACBALLER4000 THE SUGAR PLUM FAIRY KING PIMP DADDY SEXUALMALATOR |
| i found this movie very lacking in qualitiies furst of all the speshal effects are very poorly done as if they were done by mexican immigrants ( OF COURSE THATS HOW THE WHITE MAN DOES ALL HIS WORK ) and all the explosoins look as if they were simply pictures of emeril agassi's diahrea if u no what i mean and n e ones who's been to the men's room of arby's most certainly does know!!!!!!!!! i found the plot 2 be very shallow and unrealistics becuz furst of all its like the US army is the ku klux klan or somethin cus they're lynching nejros left and right every time u turn around a damn nijro is being stringed up by a ballzooko or a helichopper or masheengunned in the eye by machineign gun bullets to the facial area. its very racisits and the movie is called BLACK hawn dowk now i believe "hawn dowk" means SHOULD DIE in koreanese or some ancient language or somewut i m not sure becuz i do not have all the book learning becauz i have been denied access to a good education due 2 the white man but ne ways I believe the TRANSLATED TITLE OF THE MOVIE IS : BLACK SHOULD DIE this iz a very rood title they think that we would never find out but MACBALLRE DOES HIS RESERACH CUZ HE WORKS OUT OF THE LIBARARY!!!!!!! ok & then they amke all the black people out to be like terrible at shooting guns i mean who the fuck r they kidding i'm a fuckin master with my strap BEYOTCH so u no thsoe nijros in the movee wouldnt miss every shot geeze in real life that is just plane bull honky !!!!! and the acting OH MY GARSH IT SURE DID SUK! it was the worst acting since i saw jnnifer lopez in THE CELL hahahahahahahahahahahah but ne ways j.lo when ur that hot no one gives a shit if ur as dumb as dr dre's used condoms ok onwards and forwards to my FINAL RATINGS AND FINAL THOUGHT FINAL RATINGS (from 1 - 1000 maximum score :): acting: 43 : y didnt they just cast SINBAD as a marine HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAH plot: 0 : unrealistical and racistis i think the writer was suffering from downs syndrome special effex: 94 : i think i saw better special effects in chris's dirty underware rewatchability: 0 : i wood rather saw off little macballer and drive it like a spear into my own chest fun factor: 101 : it wuz funny when the lightning hit that guy in the face TOTAL SCORE: fuk i don't have a calculator u think this is fuckin harvard!!!!!!! FINAL THOGHT: black hawn dowk is a very racialist movie and at the end it says like ONE WHITE MAN BRUISED HIS ELBOW WHILE SINGLE HANDEDLYL KILLING 5,000,000 NEJROS and im like uhh yeah well at LEAST UR MOVIE SUCKLED HORSE BISCUITS!!!!!!!! I GIVE IT 5 THUMBS AND ONE FLAMING RAG STUFFED IN BOTTLE OF WHISKEY!!!!!! |
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