We've joined the Heelwork to Music Freestyle Association (UK). I'm just a beginner but I really enjoy dancing. If you'd like more information, contact:
1. You can sleep late every day 2. Someone else combs your hair 3. A rawhide bone can entertain you for hours 4. You're always excited to see the same old people 5. If you gain weight, it's someone else's fault 6. If it itches, you can reach it 7. You can take a day off work when you feel like it without being fired 8. You don't have to decide what to wear each day 9. You never have to cook a meal or do the washing up 10. You don't have to queue at the supermarket
Obedience
These are the trophies I won at the Essex Dog Training Centre where we go for obedience classes. OK, I suppose I'd better include Sue. Not that she deserves it - I'm the one who has to do all the hard work. She just stands there telling me what to do! Talk about bossy woman!
How to annoy your owners (without really trying)
Tip No. 5 Lie very still, looking very bored and sleepy, then as soon as a cat innocently wanders past, spring up into the air and pounce on the cat. It's important to catch them by surprise. Unfortunately, this can backfire, if the cat is in a bad mood, so it's only to be advised if your cat knows how to take a joke!
