This section of my site is dedicated to all my pathetic loser friends,
who like me, have nothing better to do than to sit around all day on the
computer, & post 'self appreciating' topics, just to see ourselves
think. Before I continue, I would like to thank our founder (of sorts),
Sara Jane, (did I spell your name right dear? If not, do remember, I am
a pathetic loser!), who took time out of HER full & enriching life
, to set us all straight, on how pathetic we all are to come together &
have fun. Sara Jane, we thank-you! Just imagine how much your enlightenment,
has enriched our lives.
Sara Jane, we SALUTE YOU!
Okay, now for the 'good stuff'. As you may remember, on Feb.28, '98,
at the Saturday night's BSW's, I self appreciatingly,(is that even a word?),
declared MYSELF Queen of Pathetic Losers, when unbeknownst to me, Tski's
computer crashed, & I spent a good 10 minutes talking to MYSELF!
Finally, after receiving no answer(s), I declared myself QOPL's, &
requested one of Tski's 'special headbands', as my crown. Lo & behold,
there it was waiting for me, the next morning! Isn't it beautiful????
The March 7th BSW's produced more PL royalty, forcing me to concede the
crown :-( At 11:30pm, we were informed by Debbie, that her hubby
was Nordic Trakking---Really! This PL move, wrested the crown from my head,
& we now honored PL King Dan. Unfortunately for PLK Dan, in a
surprise move, our very own BearHunter, posted the word PARRRRTTTYY!!!!,
VERTICALLY, one letter at a time, before returning to hibernation, proving
himself to be our TRUE KING, with far too much time on his paws. So, after
a short, 2 hour reign, PLK Dan, turned the crown over to BearHunter.
Tune in every Saturday evening, to see who our next PL King/Queen will
be. Good Luck !
Hear what people are saying about us....
PL HALL OF FAME
PL QUEEN MOUSE---Reigning
Feb.28 thru March 7, '98
PL KING DAN--- Reigning March 7, 11:30
pm thru 1:30am, March 8, '98
PL KING BEARHUNTER---Reigning March 8,'98
thru March 15, '98
PL QUEEN BUTTONS (AKA: QUEEN B)---Week
of March 15, '98 For hosting the BSW's, then being the first to bail, leaving
the rest of us to argue, pathetically, over who was now hosting.
PL QUEEN CAROL---Week of March 21, '98
For being the first to post a response under a topic NOT directed to her,
& for defending the memory sucking, problem causing, MOPy fish with
a fervor usually reserved for the flaming of anonymous, trouble makin',
posters!
PL QUEEN DIDI---Week of March 28, '98
Taking over a tad early for our departing Queen Carol, who very pathetically
admitted to actually HAVING A DATE on Saturday night, (this COULD affect
your PL status, you know!), so she'll be missing the BSW's, where our new
ruler is traditionally announced. Didi takes the crown with the pathetic
moves of---Running from stall to stall, with her knickers around her ankles,
in search of TP, & apparently being so short, she got her feet tangled,
while in the handicapped stall. Also, for eating smoked oysters on crackers
w/guacamole, & something about not being able to kiss her MOPy fish
good-bye, before her hubby 'uninstalled' it. Hmmm...are you SURE it was
really smoked OYSTERS on those crackers? Perhaps we have stumbled across
the REAL cause of the recent MOPy-cides!
JULIETTE/JULIE/JULES: PRINCESS(ES?) OF PITIFUL
Permanent title. I'll let the *3* of you fight over the crown...bahahaha!!!!!
:-P
KELLYO: FOOD SORTER Offered to be
our PL royal food taster, but wouldn't touch green peppers,( I love them),
so I assigned her the task of removing all the BLUE, (UGH!), M&M's,
from my offerings. P-nut only, please.
PL JESTER/COURT FOOL: CHIWAWA (hey, I
KNOW this isn't how you spell the breed, but I don't WANT to learn to spell
it, & as a former PL Queen, & all 'round PL, I don't
HAVE to! So there!) You're a bug eyed, shakey, little thief, Chiwawa.
Steal the crown again, & you're taco meat! How does it feel to be of
the 'hairless' variety, now?!? BAHAHAHAHA!
ASPIRING PL ROYALTY (AKA: PL WANNABES)
For all you trying so hard to win the crown---a pathetic
mention, in hopes that someday soon, you too, may wear the PL crown.
SHIRLA, WAHINE, CORAZON, MAGGIE MAY, MOLLYB, KELLYG, DIANE2, NDTAZ, TONI,
GAILM, MARIA, DC, RAGGEDY, OKIE-DOKEY, and
don't forget LEI Z, who was caught kissing
chiwawa butt, in hopes of being allowed to wear the stolen crown, or to
gain favor in case Chiwawa & his faithful bodyguard SPIKE, manage to
overthrow the current ruling class.
