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PL QUEEN BOOBIES---Week
of April 4, '98 For being so pathetic, she keeps trying to start
the SATURDAY BSW's, on Friday nights. Not only did this get her the
crown, we now have a Friday night game in her honor...LPB's, for Lonely
Pathetic Boobies. In true pathetic style, Boobies failed to acknowledge
the crown for nearly the entire week, forcing the former Queens into conference,
to decide what to do. Finally, Boobies acknowledged the crown, only
to step down the next day, awarding the new honor to none other than...
PL QUEEN TRACEY---Week
of April 10, '98 Taking the crown a bit early, Tracey steps into
the royal booties for her creative changes to the word pathetic.
Seems we can all add the words, 'Patheticist', 'Patheticness', 'Patheticer',
'Unpathetic', & 'Patheticism', to our vocabulary's! So pathetic
was Queen Tracey, that when former Queen Mouse, under investigation
for withholding information (I didn't re-call, I tell you!), scurried into
hiding to avoid punishment, Queen Tracey failed to realize that all she
had to 'find' her, was use one of the 3 methods she has access to...one
being the X Queens 'private' e-mail addy! So...too late now, my former
Queen (reads...neener-neener, pppbbbbllllttt)!!!
PL QUEEN KARE---Week
of April 18, '98 For showing up at the April 11th, BSW's as *Yawn*,
& tormenting all, as to her true identity. Only leaving one clue...;-)...*yawn's*
true identity was remembered by X Queen Mouse, who even under threat of
punishment from Queen Tracey, refused to 'out' *yawn*. A cyber-fight
ensued, with *yawn* being pummeled by those wanting her true name.
Finally, weary of the 'game', & sore from cyber-puching, *yawn* reveled
that she was KARE. X Queen Mouse, seeing this two posts above, suddenly
'regained' her memory, & squeeked. Check the transcripts PL's,
it's all there! I didn't squeek 'til Kare outed herself!
PL QUEEN JLY & PL KING RUSTY---Week
of April 25th, '98 JLY takes the crown for some truly amazing kissing
up to Queen Kare, & for posting a graphic that kept disappearing, (she
says), every time one of us tried to view it. Also, joining the ranks
of PL Royalty, in a tie for most pathetic, is PL Rusty. When a scuffle
for the crown erupted, Rusty avoided getting into the fray to defend our
Queen, & ran & hid! He wasn't seen again again until Saturday night's
BSW's began. PL Rusty is also the proud owner (STILL) of one of those memory
sucking MOPy fish. He cares for fishy daily, the traditional way
of printing for points, refusing to cheat, even though he knows how, to
earn the points without actually printing. WARNING: An investigation into
Rusty's contribution to the declining forests will soon begin. FLUSH THE
MOPy---SAVE A TREE!!!
PL QUEEN CHRIS F---Week
of May 2, '98 Our youngest queen yet, Chris took over for her pathetic
move of refusing to sit on a male class-mates lap for the ride home, instead
making the poor guy 'play dead', in the bed of the pick-up. Chris
also admits to actually LIKING & HELPING some of her teachers, even
going so far as to sit by them during class functions, & helping out
during extracurricular activities ('Teacher's pet! Teacher's pet! Neener,neener,
:-P' )
PL QUEEN DOOPY---Week
of May 9, '98 Taking a page straight from XQMouse's pathetic handbook,
Doopy takes the crown this week, for talking to herself in the chat room,
& for her triple, vertical, HAPPY BIRTHDAY post. Very much like XKing
Bearhunter's, 'PAAARRRTY' post, QDoopy posted vertical birthday wishes
to the board 'triplets', Me, Quiet Old Guy, & LLM!