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| Waktu lagi istirahat di Parongpong ada nini2 yang merhatiin si Buta terus. Terus nenek itu nekat nanya ke Buta �jang, Rano Karno sanesnya?� Si Buta agak GR bilang �sanes..� Nini itu kayak yang ga percaya ngeliatiin terus. Terus dia nanya lagi �Rano Karno nya?� �Sanes.!� Kata si Buta udah agak kesel Si Nini masih penasaran terus nanya lagi �Rano Karno nya jang?� �muhun abdi Rano Karno!� kata si Buta saking keselnya. �Naha teu mirip nya?� ceuk si Nini bari heran. Waktu kita ngeboseh ke Kebonhui, ada ibu-ibu lagi ngitung waluh (labu siam) di kebon. �hiji, dua tilu�. ..sapuluh, sabel, sabel, sabel�� Artadi yang heran kenapa ibu ngga selesai-selesai ngitung ngintip. Wah ternyata suami si ibu Pak Haji Waluh lagi jongkok dipinggir kebon eh si ibu salah megang punyanya si bapak disangkain waluh. Sambil makan nasi bungkus di penghujung kebun teh menuju tower, Bayu membuka percakapan: Bayu : Sebenernya bulan puasa juga kita bisa naik sepeda kayak gini... Oo : Ah, ntong lah Bayu : Bisa. Nggak usah puasa aja... Oo : ............. Buta : Mak H. Erot ditangkep loh, terlibat narkoba Mita : Ah masaaa! dia bandar atau apaan? Buta : Bukan. Itu tuh gara gara narik ko*#&% batur! Mita : Geuleuhhh!!!Narkota meureunn!! Mang Udi salah taktik waktu pertama ketemu Risa, atlit nas DH di parkiran Jayagiri. Mang Udi : "Cewek..,cewek..waktunya ada lima menit di Jayagiri?" Risa : "Oh, nggak..." MU : "Lebih berapa menit?" Risa : "Nggak kok. Kurang dari lima menit" MU : " haaah ?!!" Kedengaran di Si Gobing : "Kayaknya kalau kita makan daging babi lebih kuat lagi besok..." Ivan : "Jangan bawa nasi ama ayam ke Tower" Bayu : " Kenapa?" Ivan : " Nanti sampe tower nasinya abis, ayamna ngagedean" Little Johhny Get Laid Benseng tanya ke Francis:"di Parisnya di RT berapa? siapa lurahnya? rumahnya masuk gang ngga?" Kalau bahasa menunjukan bangsa, maka bangsa apakah Dodi kalau pesan sms nya berbunyi :"silaing kamana wae, kusta! arek indit moal jeung dewek!!" Kutipan dari Om Sam : "syarat untuk jadi istri saya : bersedia untuk tidak dikasih nafkah....." Why bicycles are better than Women... Did you hear about the cyclist who used viagra eye drops? They made him look hard! A cyclist was stopped by customs. "What's in the bags?", asked the officer, pointing to his panniers. "Sand," said the cyclist. "let me take a look", said the cop. The Cyclist did as he was told, emptied the bags, and proving they contained nothing but sand, refilled the bags, and continued across the border. A week later, the same thing happened, and continued every week for a year, until one day the cyclist with the sand bags failed to appear. A few months later, the cop saw the cyclist living it up downtown. "You sure had us foxed", said the cop. "We knew you were smuggling something across the border. I won't say a word - but what was it you were smuggling? ..... "Bicycles!" Why can't a bicycle stand up on its own? Because it's too tyred! My dog is a nuisance. He chases everyone on a bicycle. What can I do? Take his bike away. Romeo: Your cheeks are like petals. Juliet: Really? Romeo: Yes, bicycle pedals. |
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