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    Back to the trip to the Zoo.  Dad slept ok, but has tummy trouble.  I gave him Pepto tablets and he felt good enough to head out to the Zoo. 
     It was about 8:15am and Tanya was trying to get a travel agency to book a trip for us to Moreton Island on Monday.  Because it was before 9:00am, nothing was open yet.  She said we should start for the Zoo and stop along the way to call an agent.
     Now the whole Moreton Island thing came about because we couldn't get a trip booked to go out to the opal mines.  It is a 2-3 hour flight out there and the cost went up in the last week from $250 to $650 per person.  Tanya felt bad about it, but dad and I were not upset.  Our butts were still tender from that brutal flight from the US.  NEITHER of us wanted to fly ANYMORE!  PERIOD!  Forget digging opals if I have to fly one more inch!  Tanya knows a place where we can pick through ones already dug up.  That suits us just fine.  The guy that runs the place has a mine and dad can talk to him about it.  We'll do that Sunday.
     Ok, really, back to the trip to the Zoo. (That dang gummy gecko is still chirping!)
So, we were on the way to the Zoo.  Dad's tummy is still giving him trouble.  Tanya is looking for a roadside travel agent and I'm in the backseat with the little darlings watching a Barbie DVD.
     Tanya sees a shopping center and we find a 'chemist'.  Tanya got some stuff that fixed dad right up.  Then she and I went into the mini-mall and found a travel agent and booked the trip to Moreton Island.  The agent was polite and funny.  Everyone here talks funny.  I am sure he thought I sounded strange too.
   Now, don't get me wrong, I LOVE Australia and the Australian peoples, but.... they are very sensitive about "Convict" roots and "Aboriginal" names. I don't mean to offend, but this just has to be told.  I love y'all, but this is funny to non-Aussies.
     The little town we stopped in is called "Burpingary".  Mike and I had quite a laugh about "Aboriginal" names of places, of which this is one.  (More likely, one of the founding fathers named Gary had a belching problem and lived in the area.)   Mike is of the opinion that the Aborigines (and later the marooned English persons, falsely accused, falsely accused...) named places so as to twist the tongue into excruciating positions.  There are WAY too many vowels and just a couple random consonants sprinkled in.  Makes for hilarious pronunciation attempts.
  We purchased some drinks for the kids and were back on the (wrong side of the) road.

     The Australia Zoo is a former Macadamia Nut farm.  (And current home of a bonafide nut-job.  ie:  The Crocodile Hunter himself, Steve Irwin.)
     First thing, before we get to the ticket booth, they have a live camel standing beside the walk from the parking lot to the gate.  Everyone stops for a pet of the beast and a picture.
     Inside the Zoo, it is clean and well laid out.  You can tell it was built for the animals AND for people to see them safely with easy maintenance.
     I wanted to see Agro, Steve Irwin's arch-Croc-nemisis.  We found his enclosure easily and found him in the water while his lady-croc guarded their nest.  So Cool! 
     We went back to the main path and had our picture taken with a baby croc.  Then off to the "Crocoseum" to see a bird show, snake show, and croc show!  Steve wasn't there, but his wife, Teri, was.  She did the croc show with a monster croc named Murry.
     After the shows, we had lunch in the Food Court.  This is a huge, elevated area with lots of tables and chairs and about six food booths.  We ordered "American" hamburgers because the Aussie's put beets on theirs!  Yeah!  Beets!
   The call beets, "beet root".  ON A HAMBURGER!!???  Yakkkkk!!!
Another term:  Tomato Sauce = Ketchup
  The hamburgers had the right toppings, but no mustard, special sauce, or anything.  You could put "tomato sauce" on if you wanted it.  (NO!) 
     The meat was made with Manwich sauce in it and the cheese was grated, but everything was fresh and not bad at all if you forgot you wanted a burger!
     After lunch, we went to the Kangaroo Enclosure.  You go inside a big pasture (fenced) and can walk right up and fee and pet the "Roos"!!!  They just laid there in the shade and let kids poke and pet them without getting "cranky".  There was a very small "joey" that all the kids loved.  It was really exciting for me.  I didn't think I would be petting a kangaroo!  (Did have to watch out for the roo-poo.  It looks like deer-poo, but is shaped more the size of Jordan Almonds.)
   Bet you don't eat Jordan Almonds for a while after reading this!  hehehe.
  The roos were all females and babies because the males and juveniles are NOT docile and will "box" you good.  Not a good thing for children.
   An adult roo can disembowl you with a kick, they tell me.  Also, the fence is high, but they tell me that the roos in the enclosure are there because they want to stay, not because the fence keeps them in.  They can jump it anytime.  It is pretty safe for mothers and babies because it keeps the dingos and wild predators out.
  I didn't explain before, but there were lots of people in matching shirts in the Zoo.  Teri Irwin told us during the croc show that they were families of kids with cancer and were there for a day of fun.  Now all the time that passed since the show was over and we ate and saw the roos, Teri spent talking with those families and signing autographs.  She was FABULOUS!  Each person got her undivided attention and she spent time talking with EVERY ONE.  Her stock went up in my eyes after seeing that!  You could tell she was beat!  She had dark circles under her eyes, but EVERY person was treated like they were the only thing on her mind.  What a lady.

     We rode the train around the rest of the park and back to the exit.  There were lots of other animals to see, but dad and I were tired.
     Australia Zoo.  Two thumbs up!

     **That brings me back to today's events!**

     I made french toast for everyone.  Eryn doesn't like new things when it comes to food, but for me, she tried it.  Tanya was surprised she would and we were both surporsed she liked it.  No luck with Aidan though.
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