the players

Ok, here is descriptive list of the players old and new, as far as I can remember. Sorry if I've missed anybody out.

Midfield

(right wing)

Luong is adept in most aspects of play. He is a skilled passer and crosser of the ball and also has good vision. He has excellent acceleration and pace and a determined work rate. When on form, he is a truly valuable player. He is cool.

Defense

(central)

Be is an amazingly solid defender. Very committed, he allows little to get past him. His strength and dedication sets an example for all. Sliding, pushing and pulling are among his repertoire of defensive techniques. Be is infinitely more reliable than a brand spanking new Volvo.

Minh

Striker

Minh is an all out striker. He possesses awesome pace and a good finish which allows him to score so frequently. Slotting the ball through to this very vocal player will almost guarantee a goal. An essential player who is also very committed. A firm favourite of Andrew Tse.

James

Midfield

/Forward

James is a regular and still only fifteen years old. He is probably the most skillful in the current team and is still improving. His passing and shooting skills should also be commended. Already a very good player, James can only get better. His biggest fault is his choice of wardrobe.

Yan

Defense

Yan is James's dad, and is still a worthy regular. what he lacks in pace, he more than makes up for with his tough tackling. Yan often makes important tackles and is fairly strong on the ball.

Jonny Yau

Goal

/Defense

Jonathan is another young pre-A-level player. He is however a brilliant goal keeper and still improving. He has quick reactions and guards our goal very bravely and intelligently. He sometimes also plays in a defensive role and there is a good tackler. Jonny is one of several core players.

Dickson

Midfield

/Forward

Imaginatively codenamed, 'Dick', Dickson is a rapidly improving player. Since arriving from the East, he has become stronger, faster and more aggressive. Like the rest of us, he is a very keen player and has become a regular.

Lion

Midfield

(left wing)

Lion is so-called because of his king of the jungle style mane. Like Dickson, Lion is also rapidly improving. He is noticeably stronger and more aggressive than his former self. Unfortunately, the Lion has suffered a terrible injury and has been out of action for a while.

Joe

Defense

Joe is another favourite of Andrew's. His defensive prowess has improved a lot since playing in England. Once motivated, Joe is capable of making hard and persistent tackles. Joe is rumoured to be a bit of a ladies man, as opposed to Andrew who is more of a lady boy.

Midfield

Ko is famous for his deadly tackles. He is also strong and aggressive, always being more than willing to fight for the ball. Ko is a fairly new member but has shown a high level of commitment and potential.

Jason Yu

Anywhere

Jason is a Royston batty. He is lazy and collecting fat. When he does play, he shows strength, determination, some skill and plenty of sliding. A capable but very lazy player, Jason enjoys nothing more than eating and using stupid vocabulary.

Jason Wong

Midfield

Jason is an irregular player because he lives in Ely. However, he is skillful, strong and resilient. I hope to incorporate Jason into the team soon as he will be a very useful player.

Lau

Defense/Bench

(right back)

Lau is a traitorous Hongky. He is a weirdo who likes to wear pink long Johns. He has Ok pace and Ok strength. He does slide and foul players often but takes poor free kicks. His long passes are Ok, but he often falls over for no reason whatsoever. At least he can make Hwa smile.

Freaky Ray

Defense

Brother to Jason and Ken, this guy is a bit immature and usually quite annoying. I'm sure he will grow out of it, most people do. Not a bad defender for a Royston Batty.

Ken Yu

Midfield

The third brother is a keen footballer but has moved to London to study. Kenny was a good all rounder but I'm not sure what he's like now. I do know that he's a dirty bastard though.

Here are some old players, special thanks to all. They are more than welcome back anytime!

Paul Li

Paul

Midfield

(central)

Paul is a hongky and returned home to teach English and study Wing Chun. A very good all rounder, Paul was particularly skillful. His physical game improved by leaps and bounds while playing in England. Being very passionate (about footie) he was also a good captain. Hello Paul, u fool.

Jonny Tang

Defense

Jonny is tall, six foot one tall. He therefore dominated the aerial defense. Big J lacked stamina but had good all round skills. Jonny had excellent vision passing/crossing abilities. He is remembered especially for scoring the first goal against Hackney, which led to their 6-1 destruction. He is however controlled by his 'wife'.

Laurence

Defense

Laurence is an excellent defender and also doubled up as a very good goal keeper. He is just as solid as Be, but is the best aerial defender I have ever seen. This transcends nationality categories. When he and Be were together, I had to do a lot less worrying and back tracking.

Daich

Goal

Daich is the best Oriental goal keeper I have ever seen. When at uni, he was the second team goalie and also occasionally played as a sweeper. Daich was just a king in goal. He is also undisputed champion of dirty e-mail distribution. He also liked his beer, which is another good thing.

Mr. Poon

Coach

/Midfield

Mr. Poon was a cool guy. He organised events and (more importantly!) quality food. He was a passionate about our welfare but due to some silly misunderstandings, was forced to leave. He also enjoyed playing on pitch and was a reasonable player. The eyes of Poon saw through all things.

Also a special mention to Kaz, our temporary coach who taught us a lot. And hello to Cheese and Tony. Cheers.